Two raccoons.

One stash.

A 26-year nap.

A narrator who won’t shut up.

#StashCrash

They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed.

Coming Soon…

Calling all ‘90s legends, wanna crash the weirdest, wildest comedy podcast ever? Show up, play yourself and watch us turn history upside down. Fame optional. Chaos guaranteed.

#StashCrash #90sVibes #90sIcon #PodcastRevolution #LateCapitalism #WeirdAndTrue #BringTheChaos

So we fought a labubu today…

RICKY: Ah yes, 1776, the golden age of smallpox, slavery, and zero plumbing.

STACKS: When freedom was meant for like seven dudes and a powdered wig.

NARRATOR: And once again, the past gets pantsed by two stoned raccoons.

#FoundingFathersWereKindaTrash #HistoryAintAMAGAHat

me and the narrator up on the roof talkin Carlin, watchin the algorithm blink like a busted streetlight.

he says I think with my elbows.

I say he sounds like if jazz was judgmental.

Me and Stacks been watching these people stare into rectangles for 20 minutes. Not one of em blinked.

Pretty sure we’re the last mammals left with eye contact and shame.

#StashCrash #RaccoonResistance #PhoneZombies #TechnoDystopia #GlitchLife

We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app.

Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla.

She’s our friend now. I think.
#StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃
#RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos

Just found out you can’t order Surge with a rotary phone. Stacks tried to Venmo a Lunchable. We’re gonna need help.

#StashCrash #90sProblems #BringBackSnackTime

two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for.
joint’s lit. the future’s weird.
welcome to stash crash.

🎧 Coming soon
#stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession

Two raccoons woke up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. Now they’re pissed off, confused, and being narrated by a sarcastic disembodied voice.

Woke up in Tommy Chong’s attic after 26 years. Everything’s touchscreen, beet juice costs $14, and Blockbuster is gone.

We are not okay.

#StashCrash #TimeTrappedTrash #SendPizzaNotPasswords 🦝💥🌀

Who’s got big balls now little man?

So uhh yeah, we’re Ricky and Stacks, 2 raccoons from the tri-state area. We ate Tommy Chong’s stash back in ‘99, passed out for 26yrs and woke up to this shitshow, thanks for holdin it down for us. Also, our lives are narrated by a disembodied smart ass from another dimension. Hi everyone

We somehow wandered into the rainbow alley too, great time!

You scrolled past enlightenment to like a raccoon meme. Your journey is complete.