"Also, sometimes young boys like to fuck a nice soft, luxurious sofa. It's just what young boys do."

Normally I'd be all over this, but for as long as I can remember (about the last two months) I've been too angry to write anything remotely funny or Swiftishly ironic.

Thank you, sir. Hopefully you're looking at Lucid, which are made in Arizona and the best (and fastest) luxury EVs on earth.

You have no spine, chuck. Step aside and let someone else fight harder than your pathetic old ass can manage.