Flora le Fae
@starwynd.bsky.social
Hello! I run sound for theater & conventions, play music, track the weather, and know random stuff. 🎤🎺⛈🔞🏳️⚧️ They/Them, Icon by LaLaLettie.
Every time someone says "firmware" I think of tofu. I don't know why.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Every time someone says "firmware" I think of tofu. I don't know why.
Has anyone done fan art of the Saja Boys as Voltron paladins?
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Has anyone done fan art of the Saja Boys as Voltron paladins?
There's a lot of cornbread out there that ain't done in the middle.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There's a lot of cornbread out there that ain't done in the middle.
Is this still a Tide ad?
September 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Is this still a Tide ad?
Got my my lunch Thai hot. Let's see how I do.
September 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Got my my lunch Thai hot. Let's see how I do.
Oh, hi, didn't see you there.
September 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Oh, hi, didn't see you there.
Google Street View is broken and Discord won't load images. What a lovely day.
June 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Google Street View is broken and Discord won't load images. What a lovely day.
It doesn't matter who's leading at the half. It doesn't matter who's leading with a minute to go. It doesn't even matter who's leading with one second left. What matters is who's leading at the final buzzer.
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It doesn't matter who's leading at the half. It doesn't matter who's leading with a minute to go. It doesn't even matter who's leading with one second left. What matters is who's leading at the final buzzer.
Food 👏 trucks 👏 are 👏 not 👏 fast 👏 food.
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Food 👏 trucks 👏 are 👏 not 👏 fast 👏 food.
Go ahead and park in the bright red dedicated bus lane next to the not obvious atall bus stop. I'm sure it will be... and the bus driver went into the bank to find the driver.
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Go ahead and park in the bright red dedicated bus lane next to the not obvious atall bus stop. I'm sure it will be... and the bus driver went into the bank to find the driver.
Reported about six more potholes and pothole clusters.
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reported about six more potholes and pothole clusters.
Windows 11 feels like a step backward from Windows 10. Bleh.
March 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Windows 11 feels like a step backward from Windows 10. Bleh.
If you actually gave a damn about the Constitution you would've read it. Kind of like that Bible you're always talking about. Clearly you skipped over parts of that, too. What a joke.
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you actually gave a damn about the Constitution you would've read it. Kind of like that Bible you're always talking about. Clearly you skipped over parts of that, too. What a joke.
The weather sirens work now.
March 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The weather sirens work now.
I couldn't get in my room with this card.
March 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I couldn't get in my room with this card.
You know what you did.
March 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You know what you did.
I want some jambalaya.
March 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I want some jambalaya.
You should drink water. Now. Drink fucking water.
March 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You should drink water. Now. Drink fucking water.
Please don't pour any sugar on me. That shit gonna get sticky.
March 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Please don't pour any sugar on me. That shit gonna get sticky.
Well shit. I'm dronk.
March 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Well shit. I'm dronk.
Enjoy a picture of food.
March 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Enjoy a picture of food.