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For my fellow guys over 45…

Don’t you miss being able to tie your shoes and breathe at the same time?
January 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I will never understand why “So what do you do?” is such a popular question when you meet someone.

“Hey we just met five minutes ago, but tell me what horrible task you allow yourself to suffer through every day in order to survive?”
January 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So does anyone under 75 watch Judge Judy?
January 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=uhUh... I’m not crying, you’re crying. This is absolutely fantastic.
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December 19, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Hot take. Tyler Hoechlin is the greatest live action Superman to date.
December 5, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The First Lady jokes are funny and all, but if we all start calling Elon the President and Donald the First Lady, let’s see how quickly Trump turns on him.

Pass it on.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Star Wars Skeleton Crew is pretty good so far. I really pity the fans that don’t get a thrill from new Star Wars anymore.
December 3, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Want to make a left winger angry?
Lie to them.

Want to make a right winger angry?
Tell them the truth.
December 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Anyone seen Trap?
Anyone like it?
I honestly want to find someone who did.
Holy crap is that movie terrible.
Bad music makes up a big portion of the film, and just when I thought it couldn’t get dumber the pop star becomes the main protagonist.
I’m mind blown this movie got past test audiences.
December 1, 2024 at 5:40 PM
November 29, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Anyone having Turduckin today?
November 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I can’t wait for Star Wars meets The Goonies!!
November 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
“We should be tolerant of everyone”

“Oh yeah?!?! Then why won’t you tolerate evil assholes? Checkmate Libtard.”
November 27, 2024 at 8:44 PM
MCU “Fans”: The new Captain America is going to suck. And it has nothing to do with racism. We just won’t accept anyone other than Steve Rodgers.

The same “fans”: The new Cap should have been Bucky.
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM