Alex
@starvingbeast.bsky.social
{} 21 {} Serial Biter {} Cool Activist Guy {}
What's good finally uninstalled the horrid bird app, all my mutuals please hold me to this forever thank you
January 6, 2024 at 8:12 AM
What's good finally uninstalled the horrid bird app, all my mutuals please hold me to this forever thank you
Completely forgot about this app given everything that has happened near the end of 2023, anyways what's good?
January 4, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Completely forgot about this app given everything that has happened near the end of 2023, anyways what's good?
I eat pussy laying low like a sniper
Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her
Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her
October 16, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I eat pussy laying low like a sniper
Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her
Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her
My mother took Diazepam at 8 years old, I started smoking dank at 14, I only hope my children will be addicted to Gay Furry Wolf Fanfiction instead
September 30, 2023 at 4:52 PM
My mother took Diazepam at 8 years old, I started smoking dank at 14, I only hope my children will be addicted to Gay Furry Wolf Fanfiction instead
Me to my girl when she comes over to get dicked down (She's going to bite down on my shoulder so hard I bleed <333)
September 28, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Me to my girl when she comes over to get dicked down (She's going to bite down on my shoulder so hard I bleed <333)
Love Dark and Darker PVP, let me hit this guy over the head with a double sided axe, make him keel over like a Muppet. Let me scream into his ears over VOIP as I do, immaculate.
September 24, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Love Dark and Darker PVP, let me hit this guy over the head with a double sided axe, make him keel over like a Muppet. Let me scream into his ears over VOIP as I do, immaculate.
@mben92.bsky.social : "Good little misters deserve treats"
Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"
Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"
September 16, 2023 at 5:33 AM
@mben92.bsky.social : "Good little misters deserve treats"
Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"
Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"
The cart tastes like Honda Odyssey exhaust fumes but still got me faded
September 4, 2023 at 8:17 PM
The cart tastes like Honda Odyssey exhaust fumes but still got me faded
Live or die the point is to roll thicc. Always
September 3, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Live or die the point is to roll thicc. Always
Got fucking bushwookied by a guy named Boingo-Bong
August 28, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Got fucking bushwookied by a guy named Boingo-Bong
"Its not about the Rubles, batman, its about finishing a Quest"
August 28, 2023 at 2:02 AM
"Its not about the Rubles, batman, its about finishing a Quest"
OOMF posting Level 3 GYATT on the timeline like we wouldn't all notice, caked up more than a bakery
August 20, 2023 at 9:33 PM
OOMF posting Level 3 GYATT on the timeline like we wouldn't all notice, caked up more than a bakery
Reposted by Alex
Fuck Ted Cruz I'll Eat him like a Shrimp
(grandma yelling from upstairs into the basement) tedddddd are you writing computer letters to beer companies again I’m going to unplug that thing answer me teddy
August 19, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Fuck Ted Cruz I'll Eat him like a Shrimp
You're either my oomf or my OOMF you feel me?
August 19, 2023 at 1:42 AM
You're either my oomf or my OOMF you feel me?
Me in VC : "As a guy with a good ass shaft I appreciate the hentai girth ratios it makes me feel seen"
OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"
OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"
August 19, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Me in VC : "As a guy with a good ass shaft I appreciate the hentai girth ratios it makes me feel seen"
OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"
OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"
Sign Crushes Motorist PosPosting
August 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Sign Crushes Motorist PosPosting
Bitches be like : "Omg I'm puppy!!! :3 :3 :3 look at my wittle tail wag! Want to listen to cumtown? ;3 :P"
Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"
Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"
August 18, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Bitches be like : "Omg I'm puppy!!! :3 :3 :3 look at my wittle tail wag! Want to listen to cumtown? ;3 :P"
Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"
Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"
Playing tarkov just to feel something
August 18, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Playing tarkov just to feel something
Normalize Big Communal Weed Piles (Collective Hoard)
August 18, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Normalize Big Communal Weed Piles (Collective Hoard)
The sexual tension between me and my bank account balancr
August 18, 2023 at 3:02 AM
The sexual tension between me and my bank account balancr
Need another twink to buy my nudes that free quart hit different
August 18, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Need another twink to buy my nudes that free quart hit different
Oomf on Twt talked about how for several years as a child they slept in a dog bed because it was comfortable and I so badly wanted to sink my teeth into them and death roll them like a chewtoy. Anyways anyone know if Bsky clears metadata from photos?
August 18, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Oomf on Twt talked about how for several years as a child they slept in a dog bed because it was comfortable and I so badly wanted to sink my teeth into them and death roll them like a chewtoy. Anyways anyone know if Bsky clears metadata from photos?