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#Introduction

Greetings. We are pleased to join #BlueSky. This account is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Star Trek, Paramount, CBS, Star Fleet, or the United Federation of Planets. All quotes verbatim from episodes of #StarTrek.

#StarTrek #LiveLongAndProsper #ChosenFamily #FirstContact
The signal can’t penetrate the ionization

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February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Our targeting array is still down

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January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Our sensors are being deflected

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December 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM
The starboard injectors are fused 

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November 24, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I’m having trouble locking on; its location may be shielded

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November 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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October 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Counter thrusters are offline 

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November 11, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Naming your fear is not my job

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November 11, 2024 at 6:56 AM
They’re activating the transporter remotely, I can’t stop it

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November 11, 2024 at 6:54 AM
#Introduction

Greetings. We are pleased to join #BlueSky. This account is neither affiliated nor endorsed by Star Trek, Paramount, CBS, Star Fleet, or the United Federation of Planets. All quotes verbatim from episodes of #StarTrek.

#StarTrek #LiveLongAndProsper #ChosenFamily #FirstContact
November 11, 2024 at 6:52 AM