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...ERE'S... NEW TUNE... UST...FO...YOU...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtu9...

NOW, TUNE YOUR VOLUME UP! GONNA BLOW YOUR BRAINS AWAY WITH TUNES! ✩

ANYWAY, BUY IT! SHARE IT! AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MR. GLASSES' TV SHOW, EVERY THURSDAY, AT 8PM! TIME TO JUMP BACK TO LISTENING TO SOME BIIIIIG JAMS! AND DON'T WORRY, IF I HEAR ANYTHING INTERESTING ABOUT THE *BIG THING*, YOU, SPETACULAR LISTENER, WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW!

THAT WAS A BAD ONE.

NO MATTER THE CASE, PASSING BY TO RECOMMEND TO YOU THE INCREDIBLE *MR. GLASSES' TEETH SHAVER*! FEEL LIKE YOUR TEETH HAVE BEEN DIRTIER THAN USUAL? WITH THIS TEETH-SHAVING KIT, YOUR PROBLEMS WILL GO AWAY IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE! OR, BETTER PUT, IN THE BLINK OF A TOOTH! HA!

YOOOO EVERYONE! HOPE YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE JAMS! SLIDING IN REAL QUICK CUZ IT SEEMS SOMETHING BIG'S HAPPENING! HOPE IT'S NOT THE MAYOR CHANGING THE CITY'S NAME AGAIN BECAUSE CHANGING THE RADIO STATION'S NAME HAS BEEN REALLY EXPENSIVE!!!

NO MATTER THE CASE, TO START THE DAY COMPLETELY -PACKED UP- WITH ENERGY, IT'S TIME TO LISTEN TO SOME JAMS! ✩

OUR NEW STUDIO HAS FINALLY BEEN FULLY BUILT AND I'M SPEAKING FROM IT RIGHT NOW! BUT WE HAVE A NEW *NEW* STUDIO BEING BUILT BECAUSE OUR BOSS MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE IRRESPONSIBLE WITH HIS MONEY.

DEAR LISTENERS, IT SEEMS OUR RADIO SIGNAL HAS REACHED A NEW PLACE! I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO DO WITH SOME OLD BROADCASTS FOR NOW, BUT YOU SHOULD CATCH UP PRETTY SOON WITH OUR CATCHY TUNES.

THANKS FOR TUNING IN 8997.3 FM STARSTRUCK CITY RADIO! ✩