Tech bros are all obsessed with leg lengthening surgery now and it will never fill the hole in their soul like a good-old-fashioned lobotomy

Bro misbehaved and got put in the apparatus.

The bear that was killed at Maymont because it bit a guy should get a posthumous medal for being a hero of Virginia

I sent my friend a picture of the “elite couple breeding to save mankind” as a joke and then I got distracted and ended up sending a 3 minute serious voice message dissecting the guys fit and how it violated the rules of menswear

Google search history:
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There is a guy I never interacted with in college but hate followed when I was on twitter because he had the worst takes ever. I think if he looked up with his mouth open during a rainstorm then he would drown.

I figured out how to share Bluesky codes with My boys we are so back

Recently been getting a lot of Instagram ads for frozen deer piss. I don’t know how I got them, but I’ve been sending them to my friends so that they also get ads for frozen deer piss.

Sad that I learned about industrial techno after my college years, because this stuff would have 100% been the only thing I listened to in libraries.

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