S.T.A.R.S J. Valentine ( Parody )
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Jill is staring immensely at Hazel and not trying to hide it but does nod her head whilst remembering that she made a promise to Hazel.
“Yes, this is what I wanted and yes, I did hurt myself but your body has magical fixed everything, it doesn’t hurt anymore and look at you. You’re so beautiful.”
“Yes, this is what I wanted and yes, I did hurt myself but your body has magical fixed everything, it doesn’t hurt anymore and look at you. You’re so beautiful.”
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Jill is staring immensely at Hazel and not trying to hide it but does nod her head whilst remembering that she made a promise to Hazel.
“Yes, this is what I wanted and yes, I did hurt myself but your body has magical fixed everything, it doesn’t hurt anymore and look at you. You’re so beautiful.”
“Yes, this is what I wanted and yes, I did hurt myself but your body has magical fixed everything, it doesn’t hurt anymore and look at you. You’re so beautiful.”
Jill’s jaw has practically dropped and now she is staring at Hazel with the same dropped jaw and now Jill is staring at Hazel whilst nodding her head.
“Yes, please get naked, if you get naked right now I will admit the entire truth to you without any hesitation. Please get naked, please.”
“Yes, please get naked, if you get naked right now I will admit the entire truth to you without any hesitation. Please get naked, please.”
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jill’s jaw has practically dropped and now she is staring at Hazel with the same dropped jaw and now Jill is staring at Hazel whilst nodding her head.
“Yes, please get naked, if you get naked right now I will admit the entire truth to you without any hesitation. Please get naked, please.”
“Yes, please get naked, if you get naked right now I will admit the entire truth to you without any hesitation. Please get naked, please.”
Jill drops her jaw and then the object in her hand onto her foot but Jill is also trying to play it cool and that the connection to her foot didn’t hurt.
“Mhm, that is a really nice rack you got there babe. Can you just, excuse me one minute and I will be right back that didn’t hurt AT all.”
“Mhm, that is a really nice rack you got there babe. Can you just, excuse me one minute and I will be right back that didn’t hurt AT all.”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jill drops her jaw and then the object in her hand onto her foot but Jill is also trying to play it cool and that the connection to her foot didn’t hurt.
“Mhm, that is a really nice rack you got there babe. Can you just, excuse me one minute and I will be right back that didn’t hurt AT all.”
“Mhm, that is a really nice rack you got there babe. Can you just, excuse me one minute and I will be right back that didn’t hurt AT all.”
“Me? Push someone downstairs? I would never do such a thing. I am an innocent sweetheart. I would never do such a thing.”
Jill continues on with what she is doing without actually looking at Hazel because she knows that if she looks at Hazel then she’ll break her innocent portrayal act.
Jill continues on with what she is doing without actually looking at Hazel because she knows that if she looks at Hazel then she’ll break her innocent portrayal act.
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Me? Push someone downstairs? I would never do such a thing. I am an innocent sweetheart. I would never do such a thing.”
Jill continues on with what she is doing without actually looking at Hazel because she knows that if she looks at Hazel then she’ll break her innocent portrayal act.
Jill continues on with what she is doing without actually looking at Hazel because she knows that if she looks at Hazel then she’ll break her innocent portrayal act.
Jill paused in her tracks hearing Hazel say that, obviously Jill let her jealous take over but quickly composes herself and then clears her throat
“Mm that’s nice, it would be such a shame if he had a terrible accident especially after he complimented your face and your shirt. A real big shame.”
“Mm that’s nice, it would be such a shame if he had a terrible accident especially after he complimented your face and your shirt. A real big shame.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jill paused in her tracks hearing Hazel say that, obviously Jill let her jealous take over but quickly composes herself and then clears her throat
“Mm that’s nice, it would be such a shame if he had a terrible accident especially after he complimented your face and your shirt. A real big shame.”
“Mm that’s nice, it would be such a shame if he had a terrible accident especially after he complimented your face and your shirt. A real big shame.”
“No, mind? No, no I wouldn’t mind.” Jill is being stubborn and refuses to show too much affection towards Hazel because she wants to keep her hard girl persona.
“I will just be here cutting up the vegetables and which ones I think look gross. I save those for throwing at zombie heads later.”
“I will just be here cutting up the vegetables and which ones I think look gross. I save those for throwing at zombie heads later.”
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“No, mind? No, no I wouldn’t mind.” Jill is being stubborn and refuses to show too much affection towards Hazel because she wants to keep her hard girl persona.
“I will just be here cutting up the vegetables and which ones I think look gross. I save those for throwing at zombie heads later.”
“I will just be here cutting up the vegetables and which ones I think look gross. I save those for throwing at zombie heads later.”
“Me? Affectionate? Nooo, no you must be thinking of someone else. I don’t know what affection is. Affection, what’s that?”
Jill clears her throat and starts grabbing all the ingredients but also makes sure that Hazel can still stay attached to her the way that Hazel currently is attached to her.
Jill clears her throat and starts grabbing all the ingredients but also makes sure that Hazel can still stay attached to her the way that Hazel currently is attached to her.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Me? Affectionate? Nooo, no you must be thinking of someone else. I don’t know what affection is. Affection, what’s that?”
Jill clears her throat and starts grabbing all the ingredients but also makes sure that Hazel can still stay attached to her the way that Hazel currently is attached to her.
Jill clears her throat and starts grabbing all the ingredients but also makes sure that Hazel can still stay attached to her the way that Hazel currently is attached to her.
Jill is cleaning her gun after taking it apart but does stop when Hazel came over to her and places the pieces of her gun on the table.
“You are bored. Hm? I think that we can change that and I am pretty hungry so how about we make some dinner for everyone? I am sure that they could eat too.”
“You are bored. Hm? I think that we can change that and I am pretty hungry so how about we make some dinner for everyone? I am sure that they could eat too.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Jill is cleaning her gun after taking it apart but does stop when Hazel came over to her and places the pieces of her gun on the table.
“You are bored. Hm? I think that we can change that and I am pretty hungry so how about we make some dinner for everyone? I am sure that they could eat too.”
“You are bored. Hm? I think that we can change that and I am pretty hungry so how about we make some dinner for everyone? I am sure that they could eat too.”