Her Majesty The Empress, Adria the First
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We'll know when he drops. That's good enough for me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We'll know when he drops. That's good enough for me.
9 years? Try 17. Did you see what did for Obama?
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
9 years? Try 17. Did you see what did for Obama?
The only pre-assembled set Lego sells
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The only pre-assembled set Lego sells
The Secret Service should be held culpable in all of this shit because they are in prime position to stop the coup but have chosen not to for nearly a year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Secret Service should be held culpable in all of this shit because they are in prime position to stop the coup but have chosen not to for nearly a year.
28 Days Later, Outbreak, World War Z, Walking Dead
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
28 Days Later, Outbreak, World War Z, Walking Dead
I mean there’s Adderall but you have to have something to start with for that to work.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I mean there’s Adderall but you have to have something to start with for that to work.
And it doesn’t help that he’s dumber than a bag of hammers to start with.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And it doesn’t help that he’s dumber than a bag of hammers to start with.
I bet cocaine is the only way he can keep his eyes open at all
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I bet cocaine is the only way he can keep his eyes open at all
Deliberate sabotage by the regime with the intent to do grievous national harm. This is treason of the lowest order.
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Deliberate sabotage by the regime with the intent to do grievous national harm. This is treason of the lowest order.
You mean, a man who bankrupted 3 casinos and had his university shut down for being a scam scammed people out of phones? Say it isn’t so. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🙄
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You mean, a man who bankrupted 3 casinos and had his university shut down for being a scam scammed people out of phones? Say it isn’t so. 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🙄
Isn’t that an act of war?
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Isn’t that an act of war?
Another “He’s not a problem until he affects me” republican. 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Another “He’s not a problem until he affects me” republican. 🙄
Some people are such shit drivers that a single trip to the shops could get them banned by their tax monitor.
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Some people are such shit drivers that a single trip to the shops could get them banned by their tax monitor.
How I understand it is people aren't worried so much about being tracked to their destinations, they don't want their traffic offenses piling up. The road tax monitor could definitely tell when drivers are speeding or taking turns too quickly. Or jumping lights.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How I understand it is people aren't worried so much about being tracked to their destinations, they don't want their traffic offenses piling up. The road tax monitor could definitely tell when drivers are speeding or taking turns too quickly. Or jumping lights.
4th panel:
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
4th panel:
When I’m done paying for this phone I’m thinking of turning on my car’s data plan because that’s the only place I need cell service. Most places have free wifi and bike rides I can listen to music offline.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When I’m done paying for this phone I’m thinking of turning on my car’s data plan because that’s the only place I need cell service. Most places have free wifi and bike rides I can listen to music offline.
I’m not a Zoomer but “hooooooyyyyyeeaahhhh” was fuckin hilarious, numa numa’s ours and kinda dumb, “shun SHUUUUUNNNNNED”, and random fart noises are timeless. But yeah, kids do do that and it’s normal for us “old farts” to not get it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m not a Zoomer but “hooooooyyyyyeeaahhhh” was fuckin hilarious, numa numa’s ours and kinda dumb, “shun SHUUUUUNNNNNED”, and random fart noises are timeless. But yeah, kids do do that and it’s normal for us “old farts” to not get it.
A little kid thing based on a cartoon I’ve never seen but has transcended the original meaning to just be some random syllables to indicate belonging. These Gen Alphas are *weird*.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A little kid thing based on a cartoon I’ve never seen but has transcended the original meaning to just be some random syllables to indicate belonging. These Gen Alphas are *weird*.
Our roads are starting to look downright Soviet. Except instead of Trabants they’re all fwd SUV/eggs in grayscale. So fucking depressing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Our roads are starting to look downright Soviet. Except instead of Trabants they’re all fwd SUV/eggs in grayscale. So fucking depressing.
Noone seems to care abt privacy & big state issues when it comes to being unnecessarily cruel to trans people so I think getting EVs to track road usage should be fine. Maybe you could get your government to put a promise in writing that they won’t use that data for crim investigation w/o a warrant
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Noone seems to care abt privacy & big state issues when it comes to being unnecessarily cruel to trans people so I think getting EVs to track road usage should be fine. Maybe you could get your government to put a promise in writing that they won’t use that data for crim investigation w/o a warrant
The problem is bigger than trump and we need to collect them all before they go to ground. John McClane can't pull that off.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The problem is bigger than trump and we need to collect them all before they go to ground. John McClane can't pull that off.
It only takes one dumbass to break OPSEC 🤦♀️
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It only takes one dumbass to break OPSEC 🤦♀️
They de-emphasized counterterrorism because they planned all along to use terrorist tactics to get what they want.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They de-emphasized counterterrorism because they planned all along to use terrorist tactics to get what they want.
Although I suspect this is only because they only polled white landowners about the popularity of Andrew Jackson.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Although I suspect this is only because they only polled white landowners about the popularity of Andrew Jackson.
eesh. Not surprising though since they also think the engine burning a quart of oil every 1000 miles is normal too
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
eesh. Not surprising though since they also think the engine burning a quart of oil every 1000 miles is normal too