Kelly
@starofkelly.bsky.social
Just a basic white lady living my life the best I can in this current hellscape “reality”
Merry Potatomas to all, and to all a good night
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Merry Potatomas to all, and to all a good night
I made it through my last day of work for the next week. It was a struggle. I’m just cleaning the salon now, then I’m outta here.
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I made it through my last day of work for the next week. It was a struggle. I’m just cleaning the salon now, then I’m outta here.
I was just sitting here thinking about how much Maxine Dupree has improved over the weeks, then she gets attacked by an Ewok.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was just sitting here thinking about how much Maxine Dupree has improved over the weeks, then she gets attacked by an Ewok.
I currently have 31lbs of potatoes on my dining room table for our first annual Potatomas. We have six potato dishes on the menu. I can’t wait 🤤
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I currently have 31lbs of potatoes on my dining room table for our first annual Potatomas. We have six potato dishes on the menu. I can’t wait 🤤
Slept like garbage, and I have so many things to do today. Adulting is for the birds
December 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Slept like garbage, and I have so many things to do today. Adulting is for the birds
Look at me starting a movie after midnight like I’m not going to be asleep within 10 minutes of my head hitting the pillow
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Look at me starting a movie after midnight like I’m not going to be asleep within 10 minutes of my head hitting the pillow
I really need to be dunked in a bat of moisturizer. I’m almost fully reptilian at this point.
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I really need to be dunked in a bat of moisturizer. I’m almost fully reptilian at this point.
Idk when I became “go to bed before 10pm” years old, but here we are
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Idk when I became “go to bed before 10pm” years old, but here we are
Holy shit. I just understood about half of what this Spanish speaking woman said on Supernatural!
But I apparently read it better than I comprehend someone speaking.
But I apparently read it better than I comprehend someone speaking.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Holy shit. I just understood about half of what this Spanish speaking woman said on Supernatural!
But I apparently read it better than I comprehend someone speaking.
But I apparently read it better than I comprehend someone speaking.
Packages sent, Christmas cards sent, and now I’m off to work 8 hours in my salon. I need something stronger than Coca-cola to get me through this week
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Packages sent, Christmas cards sent, and now I’m off to work 8 hours in my salon. I need something stronger than Coca-cola to get me through this week
Christmas cards are ready to go out tomorrow, as well as some cookies I’m sending out. The rest are packaged up to be delivered or eaten. I’m done now until Christmas Eve
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Christmas cards are ready to go out tomorrow, as well as some cookies I’m sending out. The rest are packaged up to be delivered or eaten. I’m done now until Christmas Eve
I am trying my best to make the holiday merry and bright for this household, but I’m surrounded by Grinch-asses
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I am trying my best to make the holiday merry and bright for this household, but I’m surrounded by Grinch-asses
I have so much I want to accomplish today - cleaning my room, laundry, cookie dough. I also scheduled myself a massage. #treatyoself
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I have so much I want to accomplish today - cleaning my room, laundry, cookie dough. I also scheduled myself a massage. #treatyoself
Officially down 20lbs since August.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Officially down 20lbs since August.
The one day I don’t have to wake up to an alarm, and I’m wide awake at 6am. This is some BS
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The one day I don’t have to wake up to an alarm, and I’m wide awake at 6am. This is some BS
I feel like I’m forgetting about something.
Which is HIGHLY likely.
Which is HIGHLY likely.
snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a fur coat
ALT: snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a fur coat
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I feel like I’m forgetting about something.
Which is HIGHLY likely.
Which is HIGHLY likely.
My dogsitting gig for this weekend Gor cancelled. I’m disappointed, but also relieved. I’ve taken on a lot this month and am feeling overwhelmed. Going home to put on comfy clothes and consume carbs
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My dogsitting gig for this weekend Gor cancelled. I’m disappointed, but also relieved. I’ve taken on a lot this month and am feeling overwhelmed. Going home to put on comfy clothes and consume carbs
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I hope you had something good happen to you today.
I had potatoes with dinner.
I had potatoes with dinner.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hope you had something good happen to you today.
I had potatoes with dinner.
I had potatoes with dinner.
What in the Raggedy Ann is Charlotte Flair wearing? #MondayNightRaw #RAW
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What in the Raggedy Ann is Charlotte Flair wearing? #MondayNightRaw #RAW
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I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I’m pretty sure things would be way better if we elected Kamala Harris.
What a novel idea
We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What a novel idea
Groceries are ordered, I’ve done my social media posting for my salon, and I’ve gotten the bills paid.
All while laying in bed.
Sometimes I really do love technology.
All while laying in bed.
Sometimes I really do love technology.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Groceries are ordered, I’ve done my social media posting for my salon, and I’ve gotten the bills paid.
All while laying in bed.
Sometimes I really do love technology.
All while laying in bed.
Sometimes I really do love technology.