Astra ✨
@starlula.bsky.social
I'm a person?
Horror fan and Star Trek cultist. And yes I'm going to be weird about it.
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Horror fan and Star Trek cultist. And yes I'm going to be weird about it.
She/her 🏳️⚧️
this is how I am to be posed at my funeral
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
this is how I am to be posed at my funeral
being cute queers in Disneyland
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
being cute queers in Disneyland
me and the Stef waiting in line for a fateful, barf inducing ride on Smugglers Run
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
me and the Stef waiting in line for a fateful, barf inducing ride on Smugglers Run
this hot bitch is 40 years old today
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
this hot bitch is 40 years old today
gosh I can't stop admiring my new haircut
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
gosh I can't stop admiring my new haircut
who's got three superfluous thumbs and just got her hair done (hint: it's me)
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
who's got three superfluous thumbs and just got her hair done (hint: it's me)
This creature lunges at you as you round a dark corner. What do you do next?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This creature lunges at you as you round a dark corner. What do you do next?
why did the pizza box come with a punch-out mustache on the back of the box? I dunno but I didn't mind going on a fun side quest while the pizza baked. Bring back food items coming with cheap toys
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
why did the pizza box come with a punch-out mustache on the back of the box? I dunno but I didn't mind going on a fun side quest while the pizza baked. Bring back food items coming with cheap toys
I feel like he's giving Jabba the Hutt vibes
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I feel like he's giving Jabba the Hutt vibes
if I have to be sick then I'm gonna keep it cozy with a good book and cuddly cats
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if I have to be sick then I'm gonna keep it cozy with a good book and cuddly cats
Mr. Sir helping me get over my cold
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mr. Sir helping me get over my cold
they get to eat their dinners on the counter cuz it makes them feel special
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
they get to eat their dinners on the counter cuz it makes them feel special
Ootd is mean lesbian PE teacher
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ootd is mean lesbian PE teacher
this creature has my whole heart
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
this creature has my whole heart
this creep won't stop harassing me while I'm on the toilet
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this creep won't stop harassing me while I'm on the toilet
had a bizarre yet affirming experience on my way back from the doctor.
Houseless guy stops in the middle of the sidewalk, says "I can see your belly button." I don't respond but after I passed him he goes "I know you're a girl!"
I don't boymode but I was def dykemoding. Still odd
Houseless guy stops in the middle of the sidewalk, says "I can see your belly button." I don't respond but after I passed him he goes "I know you're a girl!"
I don't boymode but I was def dykemoding. Still odd
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
had a bizarre yet affirming experience on my way back from the doctor.
Houseless guy stops in the middle of the sidewalk, says "I can see your belly button." I don't respond but after I passed him he goes "I know you're a girl!"
I don't boymode but I was def dykemoding. Still odd
Houseless guy stops in the middle of the sidewalk, says "I can see your belly button." I don't respond but after I passed him he goes "I know you're a girl!"
I don't boymode but I was def dykemoding. Still odd
left the VA because I didn't trust them with my medical care. I was nervous about finding a new PCP but today is my first appt and I think I'm gonna like it here
October 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
left the VA because I didn't trust them with my medical care. I was nervous about finding a new PCP but today is my first appt and I think I'm gonna like it here
*completely alone in break room*
"I'm the coolest bitch in the break room"
"I'm the coolest bitch in the break room"
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*completely alone in break room*
"I'm the coolest bitch in the break room"
"I'm the coolest bitch in the break room"
ready for a skin sloughing good time at a showing of Return of The Living Dead
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ready for a skin sloughing good time at a showing of Return of The Living Dead
who's hitting it next?
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
who's hitting it next?
@eldergodchloe.bsky.social and I survived the undead onslaught of Night of the Living Dead. Thanks for helping me scratch it off the list!
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@eldergodchloe.bsky.social and I survived the undead onslaught of Night of the Living Dead. Thanks for helping me scratch it off the list!
Ugh, I want a little xeno as a pet. I would name them Baby and I'd take them out daily for fresh kills cuz I'm a good companion like that
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ugh, I want a little xeno as a pet. I would name them Baby and I'd take them out daily for fresh kills cuz I'm a good companion like that
does this make anyone else extremely horny? Asking for my mom
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
does this make anyone else extremely horny? Asking for my mom