My habit of just always being on twitter means I keep missing everything here and I need to course correct my life

Every time I watch my lab mate parafilm something I die a little on the inside

I love the warm weather and the spring but if the trees could be less horny that would be great

Merck office decoration has begun!

Two more days before I start at Merck 😍

Well it may be a giant pay cut but I’m finally ending my service in the chaos that is the federal govt but I’m moving on to be a contractor for Merck

May 2025 finally net me a new job

All the phones in the office were disconnected in favor of teams because we cannot afford phones. This would be funnier if I wasn’t working on a govt office

Time
For the slow migration over to here and hopefully to find everyone again #chemsky