— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ
@starlightsaviour.protects.earth
✱ just one more attack, and i'll unleash
my 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲...
✱ think you're ready for it?
✱ for your sake, i hope the answer is yes.
✱ 'cuz i don't know how to turn this off.
✱ just one more attack, and i'll unleash
my 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲...
✱ think you're ready for it?
✱ for your sake, i hope the answer is yes.
✱ 'cuz i don't know how to turn this off.
* actually. . .
* i ran into somebody who says he knows you.
* i ran into somebody who says he knows you.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
* actually. . .
* i ran into somebody who says he knows you.
* i ran into somebody who says he knows you.
] iForgort . Fuck . let me go back.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
] iForgort . Fuck . let me go back.
* off the hook? never.
* i'll get him next time.
* i'll get him next time.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
* off the hook? never.
* i'll get him next time.
* i'll get him next time.
* ( crickets sfx that is very obviously coming from his pocket )
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
* ( crickets sfx that is very obviously coming from his pocket )
] she and jongler and pluey should form cuddle pile and be warm
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
] she and jongler and pluey should form cuddle pile and be warm
* how's it going?
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
* how's it going?
* works for me.
* ( he pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his pocket? which. yeah, alright, sure, man. )
* ( snapping them onto its wrists, he hooks the chain on his finger and leads them off. )
* ( well, considering the event has ended outside this thread, it technically will not be imprisoned. )
* ( he pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his pocket? which. yeah, alright, sure, man. )
* ( snapping them onto its wrists, he hooks the chain on his finger and leads them off. )
* ( well, considering the event has ended outside this thread, it technically will not be imprisoned. )
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
* works for me.
* ( he pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his pocket? which. yeah, alright, sure, man. )
* ( snapping them onto its wrists, he hooks the chain on his finger and leads them off. )
* ( well, considering the event has ended outside this thread, it technically will not be imprisoned. )
* ( he pulls out a pair of handcuffs from his pocket? which. yeah, alright, sure, man. )
* ( snapping them onto its wrists, he hooks the chain on his finger and leads them off. )
* ( well, considering the event has ended outside this thread, it technically will not be imprisoned. )
* ( crossbones avoids every projectile with ease. )
* ( smells like a comic convention. . . and ketchup. )
* hey, lighten up a little. if you're gonna battle me, you gotta play by my rules.
* ( he squirts a little ketchup in his mouth idly, as rows of bones begin hurtling toward the other. )
* ( smells like a comic convention. . . and ketchup. )
* hey, lighten up a little. if you're gonna battle me, you gotta play by my rules.
* ( he squirts a little ketchup in his mouth idly, as rows of bones begin hurtling toward the other. )
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
* ( crossbones avoids every projectile with ease. )
* ( smells like a comic convention. . . and ketchup. )
* hey, lighten up a little. if you're gonna battle me, you gotta play by my rules.
* ( he squirts a little ketchup in his mouth idly, as rows of bones begin hurtling toward the other. )
* ( smells like a comic convention. . . and ketchup. )
* hey, lighten up a little. if you're gonna battle me, you gotta play by my rules.
* ( he squirts a little ketchup in his mouth idly, as rows of bones begin hurtling toward the other. )
* ( unfortunately for nyxie, they're up against crossbones. of course he can no-hit it. )
* listen, pal. i don't wanna make this any harder than it needs to be.
* ( he aims his blaster, and— splat. ketchup isn't usually that color. . . )
* ( . . . you're blue now. )
* listen, pal. i don't wanna make this any harder than it needs to be.
* ( he aims his blaster, and— splat. ketchup isn't usually that color. . . )
* ( . . . you're blue now. )
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
* ( unfortunately for nyxie, they're up against crossbones. of course he can no-hit it. )
* listen, pal. i don't wanna make this any harder than it needs to be.
* ( he aims his blaster, and— splat. ketchup isn't usually that color. . . )
* ( . . . you're blue now. )
* listen, pal. i don't wanna make this any harder than it needs to be.
* ( he aims his blaster, and— splat. ketchup isn't usually that color. . . )
* ( . . . you're blue now. )
—
* if you continue your evil ways, you'll end up face to face with me again.
* and, next time, it might not be so easy.
* ( he twirls his blaster and tucks it away. hands shoved in his pockets, he strolls right on past. )
* see ya, kid.
* if you continue your evil ways, you'll end up face to face with me again.
* and, next time, it might not be so easy.
* ( he twirls his blaster and tucks it away. hands shoved in his pockets, he strolls right on past. )
* see ya, kid.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
—
* if you continue your evil ways, you'll end up face to face with me again.
* and, next time, it might not be so easy.
* ( he twirls his blaster and tucks it away. hands shoved in his pockets, he strolls right on past. )
* see ya, kid.
* if you continue your evil ways, you'll end up face to face with me again.
* and, next time, it might not be so easy.
* ( he twirls his blaster and tucks it away. hands shoved in his pockets, he strolls right on past. )
* see ya, kid.
* . . .
* ( crossbones lowers his ketchup blaster. )
* welp. guess that's that.
* glad we could solve this peacefully.
* a harsher man might insist on taking you in. . . but, to be honest, i'm not interested in dragging this out any further.
* just keep this in mind. . .
—
* ( crossbones lowers his ketchup blaster. )
* welp. guess that's that.
* glad we could solve this peacefully.
* a harsher man might insist on taking you in. . . but, to be honest, i'm not interested in dragging this out any further.
* just keep this in mind. . .
—
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
* . . .
* ( crossbones lowers his ketchup blaster. )
* welp. guess that's that.
* glad we could solve this peacefully.
* a harsher man might insist on taking you in. . . but, to be honest, i'm not interested in dragging this out any further.
* just keep this in mind. . .
—
* ( crossbones lowers his ketchup blaster. )
* welp. guess that's that.
* glad we could solve this peacefully.
* a harsher man might insist on taking you in. . . but, to be honest, i'm not interested in dragging this out any further.
* just keep this in mind. . .
—
* "kidnapping" is a strong word. i prefer "apprehending".
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
* "kidnapping" is a strong word. i prefer "apprehending".
* all this ketchup? just for me?
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
* all this ketchup? just for me?
* one - can't answer that one for ya.
* two - it's not very nice to steal halloween candy.
* two - it's not very nice to steal halloween candy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
* one - can't answer that one for ya.
* two - it's not very nice to steal halloween candy.
* two - it's not very nice to steal halloween candy.
* it's not licorice.
* ( ????????? )
* ( ????????? )
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
* it's not licorice.
* ( ????????? )
* ( ????????? )
* ( idly tossing him a piece of candy from his pocket? )
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
* ( idly tossing him a piece of candy from his pocket? )
* ehh. . .
* ( pausing like he's considering. )
* . . .
* nah.
* ( pausing like he's considering. )
* . . .
* nah.
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
* ehh. . .
* ( pausing like he's considering. )
* . . .
* nah.
* ( pausing like he's considering. )
* . . .
* nah.
] he will not live to see another day .
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
] he will not live to see another day .
* eh, not really. i'm my own boss. i make up my own hours.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
* eh, not really. i'm my own boss. i make up my own hours.
* whatever you say, buddy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
* whatever you say, buddy.
* sure thing.
* ( a burly monster stomps up and hauls the cage onto a wagon, which crossbones promptly begins wheeling away. sorry, pyro, buddy. )
* ( a burly monster stomps up and hauls the cage onto a wagon, which crossbones promptly begins wheeling away. sorry, pyro, buddy. )
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
* sure thing.
* ( a burly monster stomps up and hauls the cage onto a wagon, which crossbones promptly begins wheeling away. sorry, pyro, buddy. )
* ( a burly monster stomps up and hauls the cage onto a wagon, which crossbones promptly begins wheeling away. sorry, pyro, buddy. )