Crystal
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When you just shoot your customers straight.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When you just shoot your customers straight.
This girl is smarter than MAGA
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This girl is smarter than MAGA
27 years since the first time I got to vote and my friends and I voted for Jesse Ventura. He was a little out there, but he knew to put the right people around him. It was a breath of fresh air. He got things done for everyday people in his time.
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
27 years since the first time I got to vote and my friends and I voted for Jesse Ventura. He was a little out there, but he knew to put the right people around him. It was a breath of fresh air. He got things done for everyday people in his time.
In 1996 Jack Morris played for the St. Paul Saints, after a game the players were watching his epic Game 7 performance on a VCR. He got choked up and told them all how much he hoped they could all feel they way he and the team did that night. Nothing but respect. Bring the Jays luck!
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In 1996 Jack Morris played for the St. Paul Saints, after a game the players were watching his epic Game 7 performance on a VCR. He got choked up and told them all how much he hoped they could all feel they way he and the team did that night. Nothing but respect. Bring the Jays luck!
If you live in #Minnesota it is the annual day where you reminisce about where you were during the 1991 Halloween Blizzard. I was 11 in White Bear Lake, my last year trick-or-treating. My Dad dropped us off at home. No school the next day, but an entire day of shoveling.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you live in #Minnesota it is the annual day where you reminisce about where you were during the 1991 Halloween Blizzard. I was 11 in White Bear Lake, my last year trick-or-treating. My Dad dropped us off at home. No school the next day, but an entire day of shoveling.
After seeing lots of #Halloween costumes last weekend for my bar party, my broski comes through today with this. He does Jay perfect.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After seeing lots of #Halloween costumes last weekend for my bar party, my broski comes through today with this. He does Jay perfect.
I got this tattoo because my Dad and I watched baseball together, it was our bonding time and when he died I felt like I needed to be stitched back together. Watching Yesavage tonight made my heart full, although he never liked how much I loved Maddox, he would have approved of tonight. #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I got this tattoo because my Dad and I watched baseball together, it was our bonding time and when he died I felt like I needed to be stitched back together. Watching Yesavage tonight made my heart full, although he never liked how much I loved Maddox, he would have approved of tonight. #WorldSeries
One of the saddest days of the year for people that have cabins in #Minnesota closing day….
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One of the saddest days of the year for people that have cabins in #Minnesota closing day….
Now Ant with a hamstring, this has not been a fun weekend in Minnesota
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Now Ant with a hamstring, this has not been a fun weekend in Minnesota
People often think that Minnesota is a very liberal and progressive state. The hidden underbelly shows how many rural areas and the truth of what people are like. This is disgusting.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
People often think that Minnesota is a very liberal and progressive state. The hidden underbelly shows how many rural areas and the truth of what people are like. This is disgusting.
Why do they all look like this?!?
October 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why do they all look like this?!?
Both of these cats found me in the dead of winter 3 years apart. They are spoiled rotten and make my days a little brighter. #caturdays
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Both of these cats found me in the dead of winter 3 years apart. They are spoiled rotten and make my days a little brighter. #caturdays
Not even close, this match had everything.
September 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not even close, this match had everything.