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I saw this banner on Duel Links, would you believe I still hear this in your voice in a very specific cadence?
A Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links banner proclaiming "Let's Get It!", advertising the Duelist Point service.
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
Oh shit, nice.
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
Fiora, I'm sorry, you're really not beating the "very pretty" allegations. It's like you're asking for it at this point!
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
this animation is fucking wild
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
Oh yeah, this was when you started showing off some of your OCs, that was fun.
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
da real fukkin' yukki
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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me pointing at the screen cause she said a Mario thing
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
Oh, don't worry, it's not just you.
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
NOT THE DANG SANDWICH DIMENSION
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
A BlueSky post depicting Damon Gant. "(big portrait painting's eyes follow you across the foyer as you enter) ME: (voice muffled by wall) oh hey just a sec. im in my painting." A BlueSky post depicting Franziska von Karma. "considering various situations from my past to discover new ways that I was Wronged" A BlueSky post depicting Miles Edgeworth and Manfred von Karma. "told the story at work today of when my dad once walked in on me talking to a friend about packing a bowl and he said what's that mean and I said uhhh it means I gotta shit so for the next 10 years anytime he had to shit he would loudly exclaim I'M ABOUT TO PACK A BOWL anyway he's dead now RIP" A BlueSky post depicting Larry Butz. "Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see, except me, my battle is very obviously kicking my ass"
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Maya Fey is like a cheat code for these, btw. There were like six posts I just wanted to slap Maya on.
A BlueSky post depicting Maya Fey. "Thanks for the uplifting words. I declared psychic warfare on you about halfway through" A BlueSky post depicting Redd White and Maya Fey. "[being buried alive] murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly" A BlueSky post depicting Maya Fey. "why won't they put a glass door on a dishwasher. why won't they let me look in there" A BlueSky post depicting Redd White. "Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba"
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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A BlueSky post depicting Manfred von Karma. "This may not be popular with "Leftists", but I think it's important that my children know God. They're humans on the only inhabitable rock around. They're miracles. They need to study God, and get to know Him. Find His weaknesses, so they can kill Him and make the universe theirs." A BlueSky post depicting Luke Atmey. "hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors." A BlueSky post depicting Pearl Fey. "I'm giving up object permanence for November. I will spend the month peeking behind mother's held up hands to verify that only empty space lies behind them. Nothing could startle me there, given everything I know." A BlueSky post depicting Ema Skye. "corvids are known to exhibit behaviors often considered to be "human" or "ape-like", such as: mourning sabotage inner freak out "huncho mode"
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
starkmaximum.bsky.social
you okay boss?
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM