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Asking people who are doodling if they're being sketchy 🥁🍅
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you feel like a failure don't forget that money is fake and the game is rigged and you deserve to feel safe and loved.
August 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mr Pibb is a man of the people, though to be fair he's only Mr. Pibb because his medical license was revoked.
August 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Do you think The Flash gets anxious when he's late by his standards?
May 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Diamonds are exploitive but dive-ins are forever
April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by prettydumb
Do NOT fuck with trans people from Indiana

We've seen some shit
Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
chatterboxjazz.com
March 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Some Producer green lit movie that gaslit me into being mean to myself for a second there
March 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"what the FUCK is a femboy, and why did my son meow at me?!?!"
March 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I may not have all the money in the world, but I'm still having a better time than any billionaire. I'm also not destroying the planet.
February 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Tonight's episode of Modern Seinfeld:

Jerry's dentist (Bryan Cranston) gets neuropsych testing and Jerry suspects he only did it so he can make self referential jokes about Autism on Bluesky.
February 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You can't see John Cena, but he can see EVERYTHING; because he's Jomniscient
February 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Some people have a hard time defining or identifying positive masculinity, and it's literally just Bandit from Bluey.
February 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Don't you hate it when your boss's boss's boss's friend's boss turns your democracy into a man cave?
February 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
To the people who reset the toilet paper so the tail goes under (instead of over) ; why do you do this? And do you realize that you're wrong?
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Were not going to unblob until you stop killing the planet and start paying REPARATIONS FOR ALL THE MONEY YOU STOLE!"

2/2
January 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
What if for 2 weeks we just became blobs in protest?

2 weeks we all stay in bed and shut the economy down. Spend the years preparing and making sure everyone can survive the 2 weeks and then do one final push for the planet.

1/2
January 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Reposted by prettydumb
First there were books. Then a movie based on the books. Then a book adapted from that. Then a stage musical. Now a theatrical release. Truly, there is no rest for the Wicked
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Piper loves to lick my nose, fortunately I didn't have drugs in it.
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 AM
May chonky squirrel bless you with abundance 🙏
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I want to be a fin domme that gets my pay pig to fund my micro transactions
December 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Shaking with rage because being hot and cuddling is not a viable career path
December 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I'm a Pink Pony girl, and I dance in my psychiatrist's waiting room
September 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Hello Blue Sky how are you doing today!?

I love you
February 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM