@starinajohnson.bsky.social
The allegories be allegorying…
July 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The allegories be allegorying…
Okay, fellow LA protestors, hear me out: buy a couple packs of crayon shaped gum.
If you see any Marines while you are protesting offer them one.
Army and Navy can vouche for me on this. 😏😏😏
If you see any Marines while you are protesting offer them one.
Army and Navy can vouche for me on this. 😏😏😏
June 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Okay, fellow LA protestors, hear me out: buy a couple packs of crayon shaped gum.
If you see any Marines while you are protesting offer them one.
Army and Navy can vouche for me on this. 😏😏😏
If you see any Marines while you are protesting offer them one.
Army and Navy can vouche for me on this. 😏😏😏
Look, if someone offered me a free trip to space I would absolutely take it, but I wouldn’t pretend like I’m a fucking astronaut.
Making this seem like something historic is just fucking weird. They basically paid for a cruise to orbit earth. That’s not special, it’s just rich people privilege.
Making this seem like something historic is just fucking weird. They basically paid for a cruise to orbit earth. That’s not special, it’s just rich people privilege.
April 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Look, if someone offered me a free trip to space I would absolutely take it, but I wouldn’t pretend like I’m a fucking astronaut.
Making this seem like something historic is just fucking weird. They basically paid for a cruise to orbit earth. That’s not special, it’s just rich people privilege.
Making this seem like something historic is just fucking weird. They basically paid for a cruise to orbit earth. That’s not special, it’s just rich people privilege.
They are not honoring their warranty saying it’s “normal wear and tear” and “water damage.”
I live in Southern California.
You know, that place that recently had historic fires due to NOT having water…
I live in Southern California.
You know, that place that recently had historic fires due to NOT having water…
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They are not honoring their warranty saying it’s “normal wear and tear” and “water damage.”
I live in Southern California.
You know, that place that recently had historic fires due to NOT having water…
I live in Southern California.
You know, that place that recently had historic fires due to NOT having water…
Me, to this whole administration:
March 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me, to this whole administration:
If I don’t malfunction and destroy at least one civilization a day what am I even doing with my life?
February 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If I don’t malfunction and destroy at least one civilization a day what am I even doing with my life?
Some of y’all need to wake up a lot faster. They’ve mixed the Flavor Aid and are starting to pour…
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Some of y’all need to wake up a lot faster. They’ve mixed the Flavor Aid and are starting to pour…
I mean…
February 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I mean…
Call your senate and house reps NOW!
January 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Call your senate and house reps NOW!
Thank you @edmarkey for trying to help us save @tiktok!
Call your senator (CA @senadamschiff @senalexpadilla) and tell them to support his “Extend the TikTok Deadline” act!
Otherwise I’ll have no way to quickly give you ridiculous cute puppy videos like this:
Call your senator (CA @senadamschiff @senalexpadilla) and tell them to support his “Extend the TikTok Deadline” act!
Otherwise I’ll have no way to quickly give you ridiculous cute puppy videos like this:
January 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thank you @edmarkey for trying to help us save @tiktok!
Call your senator (CA @senadamschiff @senalexpadilla) and tell them to support his “Extend the TikTok Deadline” act!
Otherwise I’ll have no way to quickly give you ridiculous cute puppy videos like this:
Call your senator (CA @senadamschiff @senalexpadilla) and tell them to support his “Extend the TikTok Deadline” act!
Otherwise I’ll have no way to quickly give you ridiculous cute puppy videos like this:
It’s already starting. The calls to buy land that’s still smoldering, landlords hiking up rent on their available units…
January 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s already starting. The calls to buy land that’s still smoldering, landlords hiking up rent on their available units…
Animal reenactments. In A Lonely Place
January 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Animal reenactments. In A Lonely Place
I also miss thinking people were better than they are.
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I also miss thinking people were better than they are.
Grocery store floral hack.
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Grocery store floral hack.
Who did this? 😂😂😂
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Who did this? 😂😂😂
This all day.
November 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This all day.
November 13, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The Statue of Liberty as a storm was passing through. Feels appropriate.
November 11, 2024 at 10:40 PM
The Statue of Liberty as a storm was passing through. Feels appropriate.