well that explains why the sword is so wide

this, but at hyperscale 😬 coming early 2026

sorta.

the lucky ones wont have Copilot-enabled neuralink implants controlling their working days via orbital AI datacenters (which will now include dreaming time to take advantage of "unused" capacity)

this is... mostly a joke

holy shit this was my across the street neighbor. i hung out with his older brothers

I was nine or ten at the time. I went to a different school. I lived ten blocks away from tragedy.

he had his dad carry him over because he wanted to let me know that he was okay.

Shit Robbie. I hope you are.

well it sucks you gotta deal with all that but i guess go gurt 'em while you can?

quod E-RAT demonSTRAT-UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

eyes are the windows to the *every sound from David Lynch's Crash at the exact same time*

kay so you know how east coast italians have a very particular style

and in films, when people speak latin they're mostly doin it like, Very Properly Declarative English TheATRE style

what if, hear me out: what if in ancient rome it was actually like "ehhh quid PRO quoooo" all jersey shore style?

is that like the manic counterpart of ennui?

So how far along are we in the speedrun? I think in the digital era we have to proxy things like banning online information about trans people should equate to book burning. it's very bloodless and not at all as mediapathic as an actual book burning, thus far more insidious and effective

i've spent too much time working with computers, i thought this was a datacenter vs VAR joke for a second fml

"what if both?" My car, yesterday 🥲