Songs about chicken nuggets and hotdogs.

Get a keyboard and program the keys to make various sounds when you hit them. I would either go with a menagerie of completely unrelated sounds to create a cacophony of noise or make each letter a random word so your typing will spout nonsensical sentences. Record them all in your own voice.

I'm all for waiting if it means I can get the items I want.

My two voids: Goofy, sweet boy Bagheera giving a blep and actual house gremlin Hela in her natural habitat. And my 18 year old baby cat, HRH Princess Giselle the Jelly Belly, in her baby sling while I work.

Mixed Nuts, The Nutcracker Prince, Batman Returns, Trapped in Paradise, Die Hard, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Ernest Saves Christmas, Rise of the Guardians.