Beth
@stareyedempress.bsky.social
Reader, watcher, ADHD, Jewish, chaotic
I need a fun New Year’s resolution. Right now I’m at “eat more fiber” but I need something goofy.
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I need a fun New Year’s resolution. Right now I’m at “eat more fiber” but I need something goofy.
It’s wild how quickly I went from “EVERY BABY BOTTLE MUST BE STERILE” to “well if that cheese she dropped and then picked up and ate ISN’T covered in dog fur, how will she build her immune system?”
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It’s wild how quickly I went from “EVERY BABY BOTTLE MUST BE STERILE” to “well if that cheese she dropped and then picked up and ate ISN’T covered in dog fur, how will she build her immune system?”
While I fully agree that the USA should use the metric system, I will die on the Fahrenheit hill. Celsius is garbage and Fahrenheit is better and I will fight about this.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
While I fully agree that the USA should use the metric system, I will die on the Fahrenheit hill. Celsius is garbage and Fahrenheit is better and I will fight about this.
“I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.” Skill issue, learn to read aloud.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.” Skill issue, learn to read aloud.
Megan: “Jordan you have no food!” He’s been gone for like a month of course there’s nothing in the fridge??! #loveisblind
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Megan: “Jordan you have no food!” He’s been gone for like a month of course there’s nothing in the fridge??! #loveisblind
“Her returning the ring is manipulative” BRO DID YOU SEE THE CONVERSATION UNTIL THEN #loveisblind
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Her returning the ring is manipulative” BRO DID YOU SEE THE CONVERSATION UNTIL THEN #loveisblind
Legit, Joe is saying things that are deliberately cruel to get a rise and then *gets upset when he gets a rise* that’s abusive #loveisblind
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Legit, Joe is saying things that are deliberately cruel to get a rise and then *gets upset when he gets a rise* that’s abusive #loveisblind
Ok finally watching LIB again, why are people on Joe’s side when he’s like “why aren’t you more nervous? Why are you so sure?” He’s manipulating the hell out of Madison and because she dares to have emotions SHE’S the bad guy?!
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ok finally watching LIB again, why are people on Joe’s side when he’s like “why aren’t you more nervous? Why are you so sure?” He’s manipulating the hell out of Madison and because she dares to have emotions SHE’S the bad guy?!
I just watched Edmond climb in a cabinet and KB’s face says it ALL. #loveisblind
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just watched Edmond climb in a cabinet and KB’s face says it ALL. #loveisblind
Like Nick is SO CONFUSED about why this isn’t enough and RIGHTFULLY SO especially when she’s like “I don’t actually need you” when he’s saying how excited he is to be with her?!
(Yes I’m still on the Mexico episodes I have a baby and work ok)
#loveisblind
(Yes I’m still on the Mexico episodes I have a baby and work ok)
#loveisblind
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Like Nick is SO CONFUSED about why this isn’t enough and RIGHTFULLY SO especially when she’s like “I don’t actually need you” when he’s saying how excited he is to be with her?!
(Yes I’m still on the Mexico episodes I have a baby and work ok)
#loveisblind
(Yes I’m still on the Mexico episodes I have a baby and work ok)
#loveisblind
I can’t believe Annie is making me root for Nick. “I love you and I’m so happy to move forward with you” “YOU ARE NOT IN THIS WITH ME” bitch what YOU JUST MET #loveisblind
October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can’t believe Annie is making me root for Nick. “I love you and I’m so happy to move forward with you” “YOU ARE NOT IN THIS WITH ME” bitch what YOU JUST MET #loveisblind
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“Young adults aren’t having enough kids” bro I’m employed full-time with a damn PhD and I’m struggling to afford both groceries and rent.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Young adults aren’t having enough kids” bro I’m employed full-time with a damn PhD and I’m struggling to afford both groceries and rent.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
I love kids but I can barely afford my pets.
Want us to have kids? Try UBI, rent control, universal healthcare, cheaper child care.
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I just can’t with calling these horrible humans “kids.”
Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”
Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just can’t with calling these horrible humans “kids.”
Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”
Ever notice when it’s a Black 18-year-old male, he’s a “man,” but when it’s a white 27-year-old male, he’s a “kid.”
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got a video in my algo from a "homesteader" claiming women should never get mammograms and instead just "take control of their diet and environment"
Public announcement: if you wanna bake bread or raise chickens or whatever, you can just do that. you don't need to do all this other evil bitch shit
Public announcement: if you wanna bake bread or raise chickens or whatever, you can just do that. you don't need to do all this other evil bitch shit
October 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
got a video in my algo from a "homesteader" claiming women should never get mammograms and instead just "take control of their diet and environment"
Public announcement: if you wanna bake bread or raise chickens or whatever, you can just do that. you don't need to do all this other evil bitch shit
Public announcement: if you wanna bake bread or raise chickens or whatever, you can just do that. you don't need to do all this other evil bitch shit
Annie’s dad hopes she finds a guy manly enough for her and she chose… Nick? #loveisblind
October 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Annie’s dad hopes she finds a guy manly enough for her and she chose… Nick? #loveisblind
Why is everyone clowning on Madison for being upset with Joe for getting blackout?? You can say she should have left her alone but he’s still being a dick in the aftermath. #loveisblind
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why is everyone clowning on Madison for being upset with Joe for getting blackout?? You can say she should have left her alone but he’s still being a dick in the aftermath. #loveisblind
I genuinely don’t understand why KB didn’t call it as soon as Edmond lost his shit over not getting laid #loveisblind
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I genuinely don’t understand why KB didn’t call it as soon as Edmond lost his shit over not getting laid #loveisblind
This feels like a good day to remind everyone that the original Star Wars trilogy is about the Vietnam War and the USA is the empire. So conservative fans that think they’re the rebels are idiots. #starwars
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This feels like a good day to remind everyone that the original Star Wars trilogy is about the Vietnam War and the USA is the empire. So conservative fans that think they’re the rebels are idiots. #starwars
Anton feeding Edmond’s obsession with getting laid when KB has EXPLICITLY said she wants to wait until marriage is so gross. #loveisblind
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anton feeding Edmond’s obsession with getting laid when KB has EXPLICITLY said she wants to wait until marriage is so gross. #loveisblind
One LIB thought for tonight: I don’t think people know that the Italian “pepper” necklaces are the modern derivation of ancient Roman/Etruscan fertility symbols, which were often phallic symbols.
Nick is wearing the biggest pepper necklace I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. #loveisblind
Nick is wearing the biggest pepper necklace I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. #loveisblind
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One LIB thought for tonight: I don’t think people know that the Italian “pepper” necklaces are the modern derivation of ancient Roman/Etruscan fertility symbols, which were often phallic symbols.
Nick is wearing the biggest pepper necklace I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. #loveisblind
Nick is wearing the biggest pepper necklace I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. #loveisblind
How are Jordan and Sparkle Megan the only ones with decent chemistry #loveisblind
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How are Jordan and Sparkle Megan the only ones with decent chemistry #loveisblind
Kacie is shallow before they even meet?! “I’ve never dated someone who looks like him, I’m so looks-based.” So Asians are ugly?? Racist asshat. #loveisblind
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Kacie is shallow before they even meet?! “I’ve never dated someone who looks like him, I’m so looks-based.” So Asians are ugly?? Racist asshat. #loveisblind
Kacie is GROSS. “I might have to put on underwear, I might pee my pants.” UGH. #loveisblind
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Kacie is GROSS. “I might have to put on underwear, I might pee my pants.” UGH. #loveisblind
Annie breaking up with Brenden is insane, “you didn’t fight for me, you could have convinced me.” Holy gaslighting. “Why didn’t you fight for me” you said you’re choosing someone else?! FOH
Kait and Brenden both dodged MASSIVE bullets. #loveisblind
Kait and Brenden both dodged MASSIVE bullets. #loveisblind
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Annie breaking up with Brenden is insane, “you didn’t fight for me, you could have convinced me.” Holy gaslighting. “Why didn’t you fight for me” you said you’re choosing someone else?! FOH
Kait and Brenden both dodged MASSIVE bullets. #loveisblind
Kait and Brenden both dodged MASSIVE bullets. #loveisblind
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Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Once again, I’m wondering why Democrats aren’t running with a straightforward message of “despotism is un-American and unaffordable” right now and all the way into the midterms.