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Captain Poppins 🎄Mazzy Christmas edition🎄
@stardustpirate.bsky.social
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Maz | Physical manifestation of a rogue curly fry | Theme parks, theatre, books, hockey… | Lover of space and the sea | Do your best and leave the rest to fortuosity
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Currently thinking about how I’d do just about anything for this right now
Bison Burger from Geyser Point in a to-go box next to fries
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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And there’s this amazingly unhinged QRT wow threats are so funny
Quote of JKR’s original tweet reading: My husband just marched into the kitchen to tell me he thinks the first of September should mark 'open season on these cunts' and only people who know Neil can possibly grasp how funny that sounded Original tweet: J.K. Rowling & @jk_rowling •9h As another man who once worked with me declares himself saddened by my beliefs on gender and sex, I thought it might be useful to compile a list for handy reference. Which of the following do you imagine makes actors and directors who aren'.…..
September 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I miss it
Cinderella Castle at night lit up in blue with its reflection in the water below it
August 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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You’re really gonna tell me this is the same person in roughly the same year??? I refuse to believe it.
Billy Burke as Gabriel Dean in Rizzoli & Isles Billy Burke as Charlie Swan in Twilight
July 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Unfortunately evergreen
Mae Martin on stage during their standup saying “the world is…it’s shit”
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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So I have some questions…
Man rappelling down rock cliff holding an ironing board with clothing on it and an iron, with Mount Rushmore in the background. The caption reads “EXTREME IRONING” Person hanging off the side of a cliff while actively using an ironing board. The caption reads “EXTREME IRONING”
June 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Who asked for this????
Use your iPhone and Apple TV for at-home karaoke. You can now use iPhones as microphones to sing along with Apple Music on Apple TV. Your voice is amplified through the TV, and friends can respond with emoji reactions and pick the next track. On the iPhone, Apple Music supports new animated album art on the lock screen and displays lyric translations and pronunciations. (I'm personally excited to understand what my new favorite Korean folktronic album is actually about.)
June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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But still can’t search for albums by name which would be actually the most helpful update and somehow several other apps have managed to realize that, but not Apple
Camera controls will be easier to use, and the Photos app brings back familiar features. When you open the iPhone Camera app, you'll be able to choose between shooting video or taking still photos. You can access other options, such as panoramas, with a swipe. More advanced options are hidden but readily accessible. iOS 18 introduced some confusing changes to the Photos app and made it more difficult to find your library. Good news: In iOS 26, Apple is bringing back tabs for your Library and Collections.
June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I already hate the sound of this, can’t wait
Your iPhone is getting a sleek, transparent redesign. At its launch in 2007, the design of iOS took cues from physical objects: The YouTube icon, for instance, was an old-timey TV, the dock at the bottom of the screen looked like metal mesh, and materials such as woodgrain and brushed steel appeared throughout apps. iOS 7 in 2013 moved iPhones away from that skeuomorphic design toward a cleaner, flat-color design. With the launch of iOS 26, Apple bridges the gap between those styles with a design that has touchable physicality while still being clear and easy to understand. The company calls this new design language Liquid Glass. iPhone menus will have a luminous, frosted-glass appearance with subtle touches of color. Many elements are more rounded and have a subtle sense of depth. And the "liquid" part is quite so: Menus and buttons will respond to your touch, sometimes breaking apart into new menus. The new look supports light and dark modes, as well as a new all-clear mode that applies a semitransparent appearance to your iPhone's interface.
June 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Using food to show where I grew up
Chicago style hot dogs Deep dish pizza from Pizzeria Due Italian beef with giardiniera Cheddar & caramel popcorn mix from Garrett’s
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Live look at me reacting to Nicole Sherzinger’s Tony win
Jennifer Simard holding a sign that reads “That was rude”
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Close enough welcome back Martha May Whovier
Cynthia Erivo wearing a red sequined dress with white trim
June 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Unfortunately (for all of you) I can feel my love of Operation Mincemeat becoming a full-blown obsession and I am so sorry for how much I won’t be able to shut up about it
Promo image of the Operation Mincemeat cast holding phones
June 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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That sound you hear is me booing in the distance
Screenshot from Broadway world with a picture of Tom Felton announcing: Tom Felton will reprise the role of Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child on Broadway
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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This show has quickly been added to my “lock me in the theatre” list of shows I could watch endlessly
Playbill for Operation Mincemewt against the yellow curtain pre show
June 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Yeah that AI overview is super relevant to the question at hand

Though Cassian Andor probably does deserve sainthood
Google search for “how did St. Cassian die” AI overview reads: In Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Cassian Andor dies on Scarif when the Death Star fires on the planet. He and Jyn Erso are fatally wounded by the blast as they are about to transmit the Death Star plans. Cassian's death is a result of the Death Star's destruction of Scarif, an event that tragically ends his and Jyn's mission. They are…
May 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Mood
Still shot from The Lion King 2 of a lion looking unhinged
May 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Cannot get this out of my head, not that I’m complaining
May 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Just thinkin’ bout Jenn Colella
May 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The kind of thing I like to see
Screenshot from the NHL app showcasing the Canadiens’ win over the Capitals, with the caption: “Canadiens score 6, pull away from Capitals in Game 3”
April 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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TODAYS THE DAY
(for me)
Diego Luna as Cassian Andor in a still from Andor Season 2. His hair is slicked back and he’s smirking at someone off-camera
April 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Suffs opened on Broadway a year ago today so here’s some of Jenn Colella singing This Girl
April 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Essentially

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I had an "obsessed with HP" phase. A "buy the book on release day" phase. A "Mrs. Draco Malfoy" phase. A "consume crazy amounts of fanfic to survive my home life" phase. Then I had an "I hate JKR but I still love the fandom" phase. An "I'll cling to my memories but never give her money" phase. All culminating in a "CHUCK THE WHOLE FRANCHISE AND THAT HATEFUL LADY, CIGAR AND ALL, INTO THE BIN" phase. An unequivocal "TRANS LIVES MATTER MORE" phase. 👏🏻👏🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
April 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Let’s GOOOOO
Graphic from the Montreal Canadiens Twitter account since they don’t post on here. It shows a huddle of players from above on a white background with red and blue color exploding out from them. At the top of the graphic it says “dans le mix en series” and the bottom says “in the mix in the playoffs”
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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If this were a tv show people would say the writing was too cooncidental
April is recognized as National Financial Literacy Month, a time to highlight the crucial role of financial education in empowering all Americans to achieve financial well-being and take control of their financial lives. • https://news.clemson.edu Prepare your finances for emergencies during Financial Literacy Month
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM