starcatte.bsky.social
@starcatte.bsky.social
I knew it was over the moment they gave samus a darksector glaive beam.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I tolerate limbus because project moon brainrot and trickcal because that game is a shitpost, gatcha games are so ass
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
robot girl with huge boobs but one day you see her at home with a totally flat chest and she's just like "oh yeah those are a vanity part, when I don't feel like it I just uninstall them"
October 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sometimes suffering is an intended part of the experience
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
you draw extremely fluffy characters with well thought out anatomical quirks that meaningfully effect their characterization I think that's pretty cool.
September 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
money. most of these adaptations are handed off to the lowest bidder to roll the dice on getting free money from people who like the original. once a blue moon we get lucky and it's someone who gives a shit but people with talent and genuine passion working on these things is a happy accident.
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
shoutout to the flower that instantly kills agents with less than 3 fortitude that also hands out a stat modifier that can drop fortitude below 3 in the middle of work and instantly kill an agent who on paper should not have died, I really enjoyed finding that out at the end of a 40 minute day
September 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
lobotomy corporation. I have never had a game start with a layer of unintuitive ui and gameplay mechanics and once you understand it the rest of the onion is gameplay that just genuinely fucking hates you and actively wants to make you suffer. All in all 10/10 soul-sucking corporate job simulator.
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
rare misedventures mention
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
ah, I see! redpants!
July 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
is she wearing brown pants or is her coochie on the floor?
July 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
so what you're saying is she looks like jimmy pickles...
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
best I can do you is this weird cardboard record I found in my mom's basement
June 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
twink achilles real
June 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I rember them looking crunchier
June 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
these zoombini's look really... smooth
June 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
June 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if you can get up to s+ once the seasonal resets seem to always put you back at s, but that's the part where I formally quit caring about rank and just full stop devoted myself to 4 starring every weapon in the game
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ashley kept giving him the cappuccino that makes you look like a girl (not to be confused with the latte that makes you a girl)
June 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
which of your oc's is most likely to eat raw chicken off the floor? (this is a known occurrence)
May 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I prefer it when remakes are their own thing rather than just a straight reskin of the original. Think metroid zero mission or resident evil gcn
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the addiction seeps deeper, next you'll start learning wwrando
April 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's only gay if they're another enby, them's the rules
April 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM