bex schwartz
@starbex.bsky.social
writer | director | producer | anxious
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HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN???
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN???
I can vouch that I have NEVER seen this happen and maybe it’s an LA thing?
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can vouch that I have NEVER seen this happen and maybe it’s an LA thing?
Damned by faint praise? Whatever, prepositions! I’m tired. It’s been a long (everything forever)
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Damned by faint praise? Whatever, prepositions! I’m tired. It’s been a long (everything forever)
He was a bit cunty in the best possible way during that prologue
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
He was a bit cunty in the best possible way during that prologue
The unfamiliar frisson of hope that just flashed across my frozen heart
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The unfamiliar frisson of hope that just flashed across my frozen heart
I was the voice of Metamucil Appetite Control and those clients were NOT interested in hearing the other tagline that was stuck in my head
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was the voice of Metamucil Appetite Control and those clients were NOT interested in hearing the other tagline that was stuck in my head
All this AND Uncle Floyd singing his hello song. My career path should never have been so surprising
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All this AND Uncle Floyd singing his hello song. My career path should never have been so surprising
i've never written a tagline without thinking about this movie
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i've never written a tagline without thinking about this movie
And also they have a talking dog
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And also they have a talking dog