Typically I don’t want to judge people based off looks and I would hate to ruin Mac Tonight’s reputation with a Pam Bondi comparison

*Sound ON* I can’t let this gem stay hidden on my phone #Florida #Cops

Go ahead caller, you’re on the air, tell me why you hate Marco

DIY Tofurkey Project (3/2), this has been the best one so far

My DIY Tofurkey Project (2/2)

My DIY Tofurkey project (1/2)

Jack of all trades and master of none? Some is projecting. Elon Musk has no clue as to how much money the US government and military contractors the F-35 has made, or maybe he does and has a separate agenda?

There were less problems to deal with back in 2007, a friend just reminded me about a game of Xtreme Jenga that we held at a house party

Funny I just him on a bus the other day, he seemed to be happy and doing all right to me

I have a feature request, I would prefer a little more time to doom-scroll before the anxious need to jump back and start over again, is there any way in some future implementation that the blue dot could either be turned off or an option to delay it from coming on so soon @jay.bsky.team?

Please I hope this gets me banned from twitter

Rocket taking off from Cape Canaveral right before midnight

So I guess we’re supposed to post our full moon shots

What good is the internet without some cat photos?