I always heard books change your life and never gave it any thought. Well, recently I've been reading some of this existential French literature. And now I've been cheating on my wife at least once a week.

We got an old well on the property, its a few acres away from the new well we use. I've just been dumping stuff in it, seeing how long it takes to fill up. Manure, random trash, shop rags and old oil. Our water turned brown and I got real sick from drinking it. Apparently the wells are connected.

8:13 I was going to work after dropping my youngest off. Halfway there, on the right hand side, I swear I saw a little green man. I stopped the car and chased it. Lost it in the empty plot down there, where the kids ride their ATVs. I'm going back tonight with a rifle, so don't send your kids there.

You know those prebuilt sheds outside home depot? in 13 I stole around 20 of them in the dead of the night with a few chums & I. With 4 trucks with trailers we offloaded them at my grandpas land and subsequently forgot about them. The other day I returned to find a village and makeshift statue of me