Stan
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Stan
@stantupper.bsky.social
Seaplane/taildragger pilot, lawyer, artist, progressive Yankee relocated via sailboat in the Pandemic to South Carolina, where the majority are typically staring, slack-jawed at the green light or littering.
Is there an outage at Amazon that is presently affecting my Alexa? I tried asking a simple, “Alexa, what’s the half life of Carbon 14?”
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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BREAKING: The leaders of antifa have been revealed and the FBI is looking for these dangerous criminals
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Elon Musk is a chickenshit loser. True that. He at least understands that John Stewart is his superior.
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Elon used to be balding. What happened?
December 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Laura Loomer has been suspended from (what used to be) Twitter by Elon crybaby free speech absolutist Musk. In other news, the Cybertruck doesn’t come with a spare tire but Elon does. He ought to forget Mars and explore a Planet Fitness.
December 27, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Elon Musk embodies the proposition that America is not a meritocracy.
December 23, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Elon Musk’s close association with Putin and his endorsement of Germany’s neo-nazi party warrants stripping him of his wealth and deporting him. To Russia.
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 PM
December 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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“We The People” can do better than this shit

Let us teach our children compassion, empathy, and kindness.

Let it begin at home.
#SheShed
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Agreed. Give me a heart if you think so, too. Deport that asshole.
December 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Scared about the next four years? Think bigger. If the orange stain survives four years will he leave? Why would he? If Vance becomes President the precedent he will follow is to try to stay. How? The institutional brakes are all but gone. You should be more scared.
November 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
This platform needs a place where we can taunt Elon with his failures and foibles and fuckups and flaws and faults and fashion faux pas.
November 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
The orange idiot just doesn’t “get it”. This country was essentially founded when “we” revolted against tariffs on tea.
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:21 PM
It’s late. I’ve enjoyed the community here immensely. So here’s one more of “Scout”.
November 26, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Arguably the “Goodest Girl, Ever”
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 AM
This is “Scout”. She is a very good dog.
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
So I went to my urologist last week. Time for “that” exam.
“Bend over”, he said.
I did.
“Now Sam: don’t get an erection!” he said.
“My name is Stan.” I replied.
“I know. MY NAME is Sam.”, he blurted.
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 AM
What are smart people doing to hedge against what’s likely coming? At best we will likely see hyperinflation and maybe dollar devaluation. At worst? Korematsu-style camps for the “enemy within”. How are you preparing? I’m disinclined to run away.
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 AM
At 50 I quit pounding nails for a living and went to law school. It was exactly hard enough to just make it through. I gave the valedictory. Seeing the state of “Justice” here and now is precipitating a second “midlife crisis”. My educated contempt for Scalia has ballooned into wide contempt.
November 26, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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Be like Mark Hamill.
November 15, 2024 at 10:21 AM
@jeffsharlet.bsky.social You were an initial “follow” in 2010 or 11 on the other. So pleased to “see” you here.
November 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM