Stan Marsh
@stanthemarshwalker.bsky.social
Hey guys, it's me, Stan Marsh!
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
I live in South Park with my four friends, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny before my asshole of a dad forced me to move into a weed farm which I hated living in, but I've moved back now.
I can’t believe we’ve managed to win $5000, thanks to Tolkien.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I can’t believe we’ve managed to win $5000, thanks to Tolkien.
Does the retirement home even have any heating? If not, I’m surprised my grandpa’s still alive despite possibly getting hypothermia.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Does the retirement home even have any heating? If not, I’m surprised my grandpa’s still alive despite possibly getting hypothermia.
Jesus Christ, it’s freezing outside!
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jesus Christ, it’s freezing outside!
Hey, at least Cartman’s back.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey, at least Cartman’s back.
Seriously though, I’m not trying to blame Pip for us losing to Denver last night, but does anyone know why he’s been so quiet yesterday? Like, he’s been more distant than usual.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Seriously though, I’m not trying to blame Pip for us losing to Denver last night, but does anyone know why he’s been so quiet yesterday? Like, he’s been more distant than usual.
Goddamnit, why’s my hair still oily? I thought I washed myself yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Goddamnit, why’s my hair still oily? I thought I washed myself yesterday.
It kinda feels empty trick or treating without Cartman.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It kinda feels empty trick or treating without Cartman.
It’s funny to think PC Principal once tried to expel me all because I didn’t let Jesus sit with us at lunch, now he’s been suspended because of what he did last week.
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s funny to think PC Principal once tried to expel me all because I didn’t let Jesus sit with us at lunch, now he’s been suspended because of what he did last week.
Guys, I think we might’ve been too over-reliant on Andy the past few days.
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Guys, I think we might’ve been too over-reliant on Andy the past few days.
So did anything happen today?
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So did anything happen today?
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
📲: Hello, Kyle? It's me, Stan. You have to come over to my house to talk, it's really urgent! Kenny's there too.
📲: Hello, Kyle? It's me, Stan. You have to come over to my house to talk, it's really urgent! Kenny's there too.
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
@humankitekyle.bsky.social
📲: Hello, Kyle? It's me, Stan. You have to come over to my house to talk, it's really urgent! Kenny's there too.
📲: Hello, Kyle? It's me, Stan. You have to come over to my house to talk, it's really urgent! Kenny's there too.
Christianity really has reared its ugly head.
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Christianity really has reared its ugly head.
I always knew South Park is a clusterfuck of a town to live in and I'm not really that surprised anymore.
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I always knew South Park is a clusterfuck of a town to live in and I'm not really that surprised anymore.
[As Stan runs into the changing room to change into his football gear, he takes his hat off and breathes into it to take his mind off Butters, but then he coughs] Oh god! I should really wash my hair more often. Oh well, I’m sure playing without my hat won’t hurt.
October 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
[As Stan runs into the changing room to change into his football gear, he takes his hat off and breathes into it to take his mind off Butters, but then he coughs] Oh god! I should really wash my hair more often. Oh well, I’m sure playing without my hat won’t hurt.
Hey Craig, we need to talk about something.
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Hey Craig, we need to talk about something.
I get we all didn’t have the best relationship with Craig, especially after that Peruvian flute band thing, but he did go too far making Kyle cry like that.
October 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I get we all didn’t have the best relationship with Craig, especially after that Peruvian flute band thing, but he did go too far making Kyle cry like that.
AI is already beginning to dominate and I'm starting to freak out right now because it all seems so real at first glance.
October 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
AI is already beginning to dominate and I'm starting to freak out right now because it all seems so real at first glance.
Reposted by Stan Marsh
Super best friends. ❤️
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Super best friends. ❤️
Wait a minute, isn't Scott's dad a diabetic too?
October 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wait a minute, isn't Scott's dad a diabetic too?
How's Kyle doing? I hope he's okay after his hemmorroid.
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
How's Kyle doing? I hope he's okay after his hemmorroid.
I just hope no one ever dresses up as the president this Halloween.
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I just hope no one ever dresses up as the president this Halloween.
Even if he's not an adult, Andy does remind me a lot of Chef with how he'd give us advice when we're struggling with things. God, now it's just making me sad.
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Even if he's not an adult, Andy does remind me a lot of Chef with how he'd give us advice when we're struggling with things. God, now it's just making me sad.
Hey, do any of you know how I can change Cartman back to normal?
September 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hey, do any of you know how I can change Cartman back to normal?
So Principal Victoria has finally lifted the phone ban in school. Thank god for that.
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So Principal Victoria has finally lifted the phone ban in school. Thank god for that.
I swear, it’s so annoying that we can’t use our phones anywhere in school, not even in the playground. All because some stupid girls decided to do some ritual with a Labubu.
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I swear, it’s so annoying that we can’t use our phones anywhere in school, not even in the playground. All because some stupid girls decided to do some ritual with a Labubu.