Ketchup? Apple sauce? Does anyone else besides me put syrup on potato pancakes?

This will not end until they accidentally blow up a billionaire’s yacht.

The best holiday avoidance advice I ever received was from a Muslim woman I worked with. I complained to her about all these family Christmas get-togethers, and her advice was, “Throw a prayer rug on the floor and start praising Allah; you’ll never be invited to another Christmas party again.”

“Hitler could paint an entire apartment; one afternoon, two coats” - The Producers

Keep it up and turn it into a museum dedicated to the atrocities of authoritarianism. Trump would have a wing of his own.

Trump needs a South American ally to assist the USA when he attacks Venezuela.

I donated $20.00 for porta potty rentals for our local event. Will I be up for RICO charges?

We don’t even know if ICE members are American citizens.

Attention: If you live in Rep. Derrick Van Orden's (R-WI) district, here's what your costs will look like if Republicans don't extend the tax credits:

I want a miniature for Christmas!

I always wondered about this. If the actions that day were spontaneous, did they just so happen to find rope, tools and building materials to make a platform to hang Pence as they were walking to the Capitol?

Stunning confession? He simply confirmed what everybody knew.