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@stannybot.bsky.social
I’ve had spiked hair and a wallet chain, so yeh, that kind of d-bag.
I made a dang a** cherry pie!
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
New f*cking Jersey, baby! So proud to be from NJ.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Eyeglasses are great if you’re looking to spend 80% of your day cleaning something.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stop believing the worst about yourself.
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The guy nervously shouting “Marco” as he searched fo his son in the supermarket didn’t find my “Polo” response nearly as funny as I did.
October 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have COVID for the third time. I was vaccinated for the first 2 and symptoms were very mild. I didn’t get vaccinated this time and the symptoms are brutal. Get vaccinated.
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You don’t decide to be a writer once. You decide to be a writer every day.
August 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The difference between me liking someone and me hating someone is that at some point I may stop liking someone.
June 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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June 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
6 wins away wasn’t close enough? Grateful to Thibbs and the culture he brought to the Knicks.
June 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yeh, as a long term #Knicks fan, I’m nervous right now. But I also just walked past 2 different sets of people talking about them in a gym in NJ and that’s not something that happens regularly. This team is making noise.
May 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
What a win. What a team. Go Ny, go Ny, go!
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Cory Booker- the antidote to NJ jokes.
April 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
TIL that Rusty is short for Rusticular
March 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Based on the replies l, it looks like there a lot of fed workers on @bsky.app

I just wanted to say THANK YOU. I can't imagine the shit you are going through right now

Thanks for your service to our country
March 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Same vibe.
March 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Time for a new political party that isn’t afraid to make a move.
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Bridges! My jaw dropped! Knicks!
March 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Two day work week (because I already worked Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday)!
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Loving the Knicks defense tonight. New York Gritty!
March 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hello, bluesky folks! I’m hoping to grow my list to 100 (currently 60). I like to make jokes and hate fascism. Either one is a solid reason to follow!
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I appreciate Planet Firness catering to geography, but not sure EVERY treadmill in this NJ location needs an ashtray.
March 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Might save a life.
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who’s up for starting a new political party?
March 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM