Stanley Qbert
@stanleyqbert.bsky.social
Acclaimed director, photographer, arcade snootbeast
First reboot is when they originally got let out of the water tower. That's just canon.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
First reboot is when they originally got let out of the water tower. That's just canon.
I realized right after I hit enter that it's probably more accurate to say "check out *what he said was the reason* he flipped out, because no one should ascribe good faith to that guy.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I realized right after I hit enter that it's probably more accurate to say "check out *what he said was the reason* he flipped out, because no one should ascribe good faith to that guy.
Check out the reason he flipped out over being called a bed bug that time.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Check out the reason he flipped out over being called a bed bug that time.
Relatedly I think a lot about the disconnect between the ambient violence and trauma that the original fascists endured during WW1 versus the lived experience of a lot of the people trying to bring it back today.
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Relatedly I think a lot about the disconnect between the ambient violence and trauma that the original fascists endured during WW1 versus the lived experience of a lot of the people trying to bring it back today.
Funnily enough, Trump's numbers are so high because he's used it, in part, as it was originally intended: to bring insurrectionists back into society.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Funnily enough, Trump's numbers are so high because he's used it, in part, as it was originally intended: to bring insurrectionists back into society.
The original U.S. national government was a lot weaker and had a lot fewer crimes on its books--that was left up to the individual states. It was only after the Civil War that it started to resemble a modern national government you can recognize now.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The original U.S. national government was a lot weaker and had a lot fewer crimes on its books--that was left up to the individual states. It was only after the Civil War that it started to resemble a modern national government you can recognize now.
AI investment is pretty much the only thing propping up the economy and the numbers between current income and the income it will take to justify investment are so far apart that a crash is basically baked in at this point.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
AI investment is pretty much the only thing propping up the economy and the numbers between current income and the income it will take to justify investment are so far apart that a crash is basically baked in at this point.
Alexander Pope, the first English-language writer to explicitly publish his intention to make his living by writing, was just a poster. Spent his whole working life updating his posts to include additional people he hated.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Alexander Pope, the first English-language writer to explicitly publish his intention to make his living by writing, was just a poster. Spent his whole working life updating his posts to include additional people he hated.
This is transparently ploy to circumvent Congress and appropriate our strategic reserves of Reese's Pieces.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is transparently ploy to circumvent Congress and appropriate our strategic reserves of Reese's Pieces.
The ghost of every Guy Ritchie actor was crammed into Matt Smith's head and that's actually what killed him.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The ghost of every Guy Ritchie actor was crammed into Matt Smith's head and that's actually what killed him.
Making all the U.S. 7-Elevens into Japanese 7-Elevens might just heal this nation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Making all the U.S. 7-Elevens into Japanese 7-Elevens might just heal this nation.
You have to get so high that you can see through the pixelated compression of 98 minutes of video squeezed onto one CD-ROM that also had an entire video game on it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You have to get so high that you can see through the pixelated compression of 98 minutes of video squeezed onto one CD-ROM that also had an entire video game on it.
Oh sorry second biggest
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh sorry second biggest
She was nearing her mid-40s and her biggest role to date had been the Whitney Cummings sitcom when she was cast in "Better Call Saul." Hollywood is brutal and a lot of people missed a huge talent, but I bet that situation also engendered a ton of trust in and devotion to Gilligan.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
She was nearing her mid-40s and her biggest role to date had been the Whitney Cummings sitcom when she was cast in "Better Call Saul." Hollywood is brutal and a lot of people missed a huge talent, but I bet that situation also engendered a ton of trust in and devotion to Gilligan.
Something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in, not counting the labor and...the cost of the dildo; those things aren't cheap. See, I like to...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in, not counting the labor and...the cost of the dildo; those things aren't cheap. See, I like to...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.
Caesar salad, Sousaphone (ish), Sam Brown belt, Theremin, Mackintosh...
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Caesar salad, Sousaphone (ish), Sam Brown belt, Theremin, Mackintosh...
Truly a universal human experience
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Truly a universal human experience
Also I'm just a citizen man, I am under no obligation to do your job for you
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Also I'm just a citizen man, I am under no obligation to do your job for you