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Stan DeCwikiel
@stanleydjr.bsky.social
Perpetual Loser, Musician You’ve Never Heard Of, Lover Of Animals, Safe In Chicago. It’s only giving up when it’s social media official.
June 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
NO KINGS! #NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I believe it’s schadenfrAude
June 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
All in Lowest Voice! The way Arnodl wanted it.
April 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If we don’t choppy-choppy, they won’t stoppy-stoppy!
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why do I live where the Daylight Savings Time hurts my face?
March 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
See y’all on March 1st!

Remember, on 2/28:
NO BUYING!
No major chains!
CASH ONLY! No cards.
Only Small Businesses.
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Forget the “Five Calls”. Start circulating petitions for Recall. GET RID OF THE MAGAT TRUMP SUCK-UPS! Sooner rather than later. #Recall
February 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Done-Old Shitface Trump, A Convicted Felon.

That’s it. ‘Nuff said.
February 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is gonna be ALL of us! We won’t get to mid-terms if this continues unchecked.
February 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy Mon Day!
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Pritzker/Ocasio-Cortez 2028
January 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A frozen tundra…
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So you did what they told ya.
#TheRevolutionWillBeStreamed
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump, A Convicted Felon, isn’t worried about the cold. He’s worried about shrinkage.
January 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was today years old when I learned that famed conductor Otto Klemperer was the father of famed portrayer of Col. Klink, Werner Klemperer. 😳
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can things please stop hurting, please? And why my dominant hand/wrist?
January 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I asked a zygote and they gave me a 5,000 word essay on how money was derived as a construct to create both false wealth and abstract value, so as to empower the few and regulate creators and providers of goods and services.
January 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Want a Frappu-Tree-No?
December 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
He doesn’t have to see you when you’re sleeping.
December 18, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Holiday Goals
December 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I Survived Bocelli 2024! Not to mention a frostbite front. 🥶 Until next time!
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 AM
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Staying Wrapped
December 6, 2024 at 2:17 AM