John Stange
@stange.shakespeareinthe.pub
Social Justice Artificer, raw-dogging the collapse of civilization.
Occasional paid theatrical word-sayer and body-mover
Token Straight on the producer team of https://shakespeareinthe.pub
he/him/that MFer over there
Occasional paid theatrical word-sayer and body-mover
Token Straight on the producer team of https://shakespeareinthe.pub
he/him/that MFer over there
I blocked Tom Nichols ages ago and it has measurably improved my social media experience
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I blocked Tom Nichols ages ago and it has measurably improved my social media experience
I don't want to hear a goddamn word from any candidate for office that isn't about salting the earth under the torched remains of these institutions. A forever-cell for each and every one of the filth responsible for this. This is my moderated position.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I don't want to hear a goddamn word from any candidate for office that isn't about salting the earth under the torched remains of these institutions. A forever-cell for each and every one of the filth responsible for this. This is my moderated position.
tfw plate class irl
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
tfw plate class irl
![Angry goose meme:
1st Panel: "Hey! Were you born in 1988?"
2nd Panel: [angrily chasing a man] "Were you born in 1988 motherfucker?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hazhiafm3bt7y5o47odkjqfe/bafkreib4auu7luywjdxdtwrasuzupsv6dcbnfclydsmu3unr24lryra524@jpeg)
superior DC decor
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
superior DC decor
What, no east wing? Merry Griftmas I guess
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What, no east wing? Merry Griftmas I guess
sometimes the only answer is The Chair
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sometimes the only answer is The Chair
I do not regret to inform you
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I do not regret to inform you
In the past week this dumbass has
1) gotten herself trapped in a closet for almost 24 hours, during which she sat silently awaiting the universe (me) to take notice and fix it
2) pissed on the roommate's leather satchel, because it was on the floor and vaguely rectangular
1) gotten herself trapped in a closet for almost 24 hours, during which she sat silently awaiting the universe (me) to take notice and fix it
2) pissed on the roommate's leather satchel, because it was on the floor and vaguely rectangular
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In the past week this dumbass has
1) gotten herself trapped in a closet for almost 24 hours, during which she sat silently awaiting the universe (me) to take notice and fix it
2) pissed on the roommate's leather satchel, because it was on the floor and vaguely rectangular
1) gotten herself trapped in a closet for almost 24 hours, during which she sat silently awaiting the universe (me) to take notice and fix it
2) pissed on the roommate's leather satchel, because it was on the floor and vaguely rectangular
from my cold, dead hooves
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
from my cold, dead hooves
we'll be in a bar basement in Eastern Market tomorrow clowning on Gallathea
RIP John Lyly you would've loved Lit Yuri Memes
shakespeareinthe.pub/gallathea
RIP John Lyly you would've loved Lit Yuri Memes
shakespeareinthe.pub/gallathea
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
we'll be in a bar basement in Eastern Market tomorrow clowning on Gallathea
RIP John Lyly you would've loved Lit Yuri Memes
shakespeareinthe.pub/gallathea
RIP John Lyly you would've loved Lit Yuri Memes
shakespeareinthe.pub/gallathea
I just want to SQUISH her into a CUBE the size of a CROUTON
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just want to SQUISH her into a CUBE the size of a CROUTON
"now all you gotta do is nibble on that lil' bitch's earlobe"
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"now all you gotta do is nibble on that lil' bitch's earlobe"
rhymes with doorhinge
October 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
rhymes with doorhinge