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Did you hear that Denmark wants to trade Greenland for the Beaver State?
The US government said “No thanks, we aren’t an Oregon donor.”
I’ll see myself out
The US government said “No thanks, we aren’t an Oregon donor.”
I’ll see myself out
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Did you hear that Denmark wants to trade Greenland for the Beaver State?
The US government said “No thanks, we aren’t an Oregon donor.”
I’ll see myself out
The US government said “No thanks, we aren’t an Oregon donor.”
I’ll see myself out
The man in charge of running America's health is a former heroin addict.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The man in charge of running America's health is a former heroin addict.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
MAGA from Jan 20, 2021-Jan 20, 2025: “Unlike you simps, I think for myself and don’t just believe everything the government tells me!”
MAGA after Jan 20, 2025: “I say we trust the government completely and ask zero follow up questions. Elon is from the government and he’s here to help”
MAGA after Jan 20, 2025: “I say we trust the government completely and ask zero follow up questions. Elon is from the government and he’s here to help”
February 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
MAGA from Jan 20, 2021-Jan 20, 2025: “Unlike you simps, I think for myself and don’t just believe everything the government tells me!”
MAGA after Jan 20, 2025: “I say we trust the government completely and ask zero follow up questions. Elon is from the government and he’s here to help”
MAGA after Jan 20, 2025: “I say we trust the government completely and ask zero follow up questions. Elon is from the government and he’s here to help”
Occam's Razor: The simplest answer is usually the right one.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be properly explained by stupidity.
Trent's Reznor: 🎶 Bow down before the one you serve / You're going to get what you deserve 🎶
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be properly explained by stupidity.
Trent's Reznor: 🎶 Bow down before the one you serve / You're going to get what you deserve 🎶
February 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Occam's Razor: The simplest answer is usually the right one.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be properly explained by stupidity.
Trent's Reznor: 🎶 Bow down before the one you serve / You're going to get what you deserve 🎶
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be properly explained by stupidity.
Trent's Reznor: 🎶 Bow down before the one you serve / You're going to get what you deserve 🎶
Reposted
Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."
February 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Murphy: "This is a constitutional crisis that we are in today. Let's call it what it is."