Matt Stahl
@stahlmatt.bsky.social
University Archivist at UCSB.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
We didn't start the fire...
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We didn't start the fire...
Finally, Ralph will stop telling us all the same story about his motorcycle over and over again...
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Finally, Ralph will stop telling us all the same story about his motorcycle over and over again...
Trump will pardon him.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trump will pardon him.
The Smurfs already tried this.
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Smurfs already tried this.
Ok, but where's a picture of the doll?
I only see an actual sized photo of him.
I only see an actual sized photo of him.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ok, but where's a picture of the doll?
I only see an actual sized photo of him.
I only see an actual sized photo of him.
And you did it without the National Guard!
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And you did it without the National Guard!
Wow...deep cut with reference to Gobineau!
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wow...deep cut with reference to Gobineau!
She's aiming to be First Lady
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
She's aiming to be First Lady
Trump will pardon them soon enough.
(Or Abbott, if it's a state crime...)
(Or Abbott, if it's a state crime...)
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trump will pardon them soon enough.
(Or Abbott, if it's a state crime...)
(Or Abbott, if it's a state crime...)
Oh, are you going to be active on here?
You were always one of my favorite follows on the bird app.
You were always one of my favorite follows on the bird app.
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh, are you going to be active on here?
You were always one of my favorite follows on the bird app.
You were always one of my favorite follows on the bird app.
If Epstein is a hoax, then why is he ordering the DOJ to investigate Clinton's role in it?
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If Epstein is a hoax, then why is he ordering the DOJ to investigate Clinton's role in it?
I'm guessing there's, like, five guys.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm guessing there's, like, five guys.
If he's openly following them, there's no issue.
It's only if he's using secret alts that there's a problem.
It's only if he's using secret alts that there's a problem.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If he's openly following them, there's no issue.
It's only if he's using secret alts that there's a problem.
It's only if he's using secret alts that there's a problem.
Senator Sweatpants was a huge mistake.
PA might have actually been better off with Dr. Oz.
PA might have actually been better off with Dr. Oz.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Senator Sweatpants was a huge mistake.
PA might have actually been better off with Dr. Oz.
PA might have actually been better off with Dr. Oz.
Was the Range with him?
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Was the Range with him?
This was literally the first major candidate to drop out and endorse Trump in a pathetic act of self-preservation.
Christie can go fuck himself.
Christie can go fuck himself.
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This was literally the first major candidate to drop out and endorse Trump in a pathetic act of self-preservation.
Christie can go fuck himself.
Christie can go fuck himself.
I used to have this super power where I could lock a phone number into my brain after dialing it once.
These days, I can't remember either of my kids phone numbers.
These days, I can't remember either of my kids phone numbers.
October 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I used to have this super power where I could lock a phone number into my brain after dialing it once.
These days, I can't remember either of my kids phone numbers.
These days, I can't remember either of my kids phone numbers.
The dream of the 90s, indeed.
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The dream of the 90s, indeed.