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THIS IS PARODY ACCOUNT AND IS NOT AFFILITED WITH THE STAGECOACH GROUP. (Stuff that mentions being late and terrible is true fact).
Route 151 is currently on diversion due to fireworks being set off on the street in Risca. The police have been called, and the main high street through Risca is closed. Please plan your journey accordingly. Stay safe!
November 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Signing of for the night if you got a complaint it's now a your problem because your complaints will not get answered till the morning.

Terrible night and hope all your services where ever you need to get to are cancelled or delayed.
November 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The manager did not find out about me inhaling the glue I sure hope they don't see my posts on here or I am screwed.
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Us every time we announce half the buses for a certain route are cancelled for some stupid reason that is clearly totally bollocks and just a cover up for the real reason.
a man says i am not making this up with his hands
ALT: a man says i am not making this up with his hands
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:07 PM
This is what bus driver think of in our Cearphilly depot when they get assigned a shift that involves going trough Lansbury Park.

Don't blame them lived there once some fucker on bonfire night decided to launch fireworks at my house and put them trough my letter box moved away not long after that.
November 18, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Turns out the mirror was a normal mirror I was just inhaling to much of them Prick Stick Glue Sticks.

PLS don't tell the manager overwise he going not be happy.
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
All Cearphilly services are currently experiencing delays due to a bus braking down and blocking White Street just before the bus station with all buses having to divert.

Don't worry we sent on the depot supervisors and mechanic to tell the bus off for being naughty and braking down.
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 PM
We just set up a new Mirror in our office that might be cursed or something idk but it speaks the truth.

I went up to it and said Mirror Mirror On The Wall who is the worst bus company in South Wales who is always late and nether on time and it showed one of our buses.

SEND HELP!!!!
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Due to Blackwood Winter Fair being hosted on 23rd November still to early to host anything Christmas related wait till bloody December.

NO SERVICES will be running trough the town centre with services following diversions the ASDA bus stops will not be served you can wait but no buses will show up.
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
We are singing off for the night goodbye customers we don't care about.
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Due to not enough immigrants crossing the channel last night we have no drivers to operate the route 51 between Mertyr Tydfil Interchange And Bargoed Interchange.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=olmQ...
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Due to driver shortage because they have got high on some drugs the all 151 Blackwood Interchange - Newport Market Square will not be running in both directions.

Screw you passengers.
November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
20:43 151 Blackwood Interchange - Newport Market Square might or might not be cancelled it's up to the passengers to wait and see if it arrives or not or wait for next bus that could also be cancelled.
Haha morons we will not tell you if the service is cancelled.
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Due to people deciding to have sex on 19:55 56 Tredegar - Newport at Blackwood Bus Station and police having to respond the bus has been cancelled.

Dirty bastards doing that on the bus.
November 16, 2024 at 8:37 PM
The 20:37 Service from Blackwood to Pantside will not run due to the bus getting involved in a minor crash because Richard Hammond was driving the bus.

We let anyone drive the buses.
November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
21:33 Bargoed Interchange to Mertyr Tydfil will not be running due to James May driving the bus and he has no sense of direction the last thing we heard from him is say

'Oh Cock, I am Lost'.
November 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Due to bus drivers going on strike and then quitting 2 years our services are still fucked and very chaotic.

We don't provide great service our banner is a lie.

Stagecoach where we don't give a crap about the passengers fuck you peasants.
November 16, 2024 at 8:24 PM