New DLC released focused around 'butter'
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New DLC released focused around 'butter'
Great thinkers be like "uhh, ummmm, hmmmmmmmmm"
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Great thinkers be like "uhh, ummmm, hmmmmmmmmm"
Nosferatu Devo: you must whip it crazy style
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nosferatu Devo: you must whip it crazy style
ASCII Bumhole Uploaded to BBC News
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
ASCII Bumhole Uploaded to BBC News
Cawww, it's crow Tuesday
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cawww, it's crow Tuesday
your honour would you still find me guilty if I was a worm
October 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
your honour would you still find me guilty if I was a worm
told martha to lather that 'bix in milk and sugar but she gave it to me separately.. am i my own breakfast engineer now??
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
told martha to lather that 'bix in milk and sugar but she gave it to me separately.. am i my own breakfast engineer now??
They don't make them like they used to (50% chance of being good)
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They don't make them like they used to (50% chance of being good)
They replaced Meal Deals at my Tesco with Food Blood which doesn't even rhyme
August 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They replaced Meal Deals at my Tesco with Food Blood which doesn't even rhyme
Just watched a movie.
Shout-out to movies tbh
Shout-out to movies tbh
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just watched a movie.
Shout-out to movies tbh
Shout-out to movies tbh
What's black, white, and red all over?
Newspaper written by witches
Newspaper written by witches
June 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What's black, white, and red all over?
Newspaper written by witches
Newspaper written by witches
WHAT are some wicked sickass nasty skater phrases i can teach my parrot (gordie) ?
June 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
WHAT are some wicked sickass nasty skater phrases i can teach my parrot (gordie) ?
have YOU -ever seen a dog.. blink? (and acknowledged this information?? internally)
June 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
have YOU -ever seen a dog.. blink? (and acknowledged this information?? internally)
Getting fired from my job as a scullery maid because every time the kitchen gets cleaned someone says "the butler did it."
June 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Getting fired from my job as a scullery maid because every time the kitchen gets cleaned someone says "the butler did it."
Airbnb boss on single-handedly keeping the filament lightbulb industry functioning: "I am single-handedly keeping the filament lightbulb industry functioning."
June 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Airbnb boss on single-handedly keeping the filament lightbulb industry functioning: "I am single-handedly keeping the filament lightbulb industry functioning."
Gimme some slime, bro. Give me that goo. I'm gonna need some slime over here, brother. Straight up. Get that goop going, my guy.
March 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gimme some slime, bro. Give me that goo. I'm gonna need some slime over here, brother. Straight up. Get that goop going, my guy.
You can't test frogs, scientifically speaking. They're just too aware.
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You can't test frogs, scientifically speaking. They're just too aware.
Famed Freudian Psychologist, Garrold Vigania, found dead in his flat in West Cornwish
February 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Famed Freudian Psychologist, Garrold Vigania, found dead in his flat in West Cornwish
Message to all my haters: sowwyyy 🥺🥺🥺
February 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Message to all my haters: sowwyyy 🥺🥺🥺
Free me from the "butt cavern"
January 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Free me from the "butt cavern"
If anyone needs a password for something I just got done with "yellow7" so you can have it
January 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If anyone needs a password for something I just got done with "yellow7" so you can have it
Taking a long, hard stare at my emote wheel in the game lobby. *Sigh* what's the point. Nobody is going to look anyway.
January 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Taking a long, hard stare at my emote wheel in the game lobby. *Sigh* what's the point. Nobody is going to look anyway.
for insurance 'reasons' i can no longer be able to follow the elderly so,, please unsubscribe old peeeps !!
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
for insurance 'reasons' i can no longer be able to follow the elderly so,, please unsubscribe old peeeps !!
If I can't put it in the microwave then I can't put it in my mouth. That includes all dental tools!
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If I can't put it in the microwave then I can't put it in my mouth. That includes all dental tools!
t/he term "flesh 'tuber" implies the existence of a virtual 'tuber that uses an CGI avatar to 'tube
January 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
t/he term "flesh 'tuber" implies the existence of a virtual 'tuber that uses an CGI avatar to 'tube