My Italian stepmom gave me her sauce recipe. Can I get a 🤌?
October 2, 2023 at 12:21 AM
My Italian stepmom gave me her sauce recipe. Can I get a 🤌?
Check out this thicc boi. (Shoe for scale)
August 30, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Check out this thicc boi. (Shoe for scale)
Not terrible for someone who really can't cook.
August 21, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Not terrible for someone who really can't cook.
I have Pico'd the gallo(I can't chop vegetables well)
August 20, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I have Pico'd the gallo(I can't chop vegetables well)
Right now I'm needing dough, so right now I'm kneading dough.
August 20, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Right now I'm needing dough, so right now I'm kneading dough.
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
July 4, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
They call this the "welcome to Bluesky, grifter" ratio.
July 4, 2023 at 6:38 PM
They call this the "welcome to Bluesky, grifter" ratio.
Does it still count if your children disown you?
July 2, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Does it still count if your children disown you?