Stace Ghost Coast 2 Coast, Esq.
@staceythecat.bsky.social
Just a little rescue kitty trying to make the world a better place. My "brother" Bert is here too.
Just wiggling
May 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just wiggling
Today I am 8
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Today I am 8
Bert doesn’t quite understand that if you want to sit in a box of sunshine, you’ll have to keep moving in order to stay in said box. It’s just science.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bert doesn’t quite understand that if you want to sit in a box of sunshine, you’ll have to keep moving in order to stay in said box. It’s just science.
All I want is a little peace and quiet. Maybe this basket will give me the refuge I need to facilitate a little self care and healing.
March 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
All I want is a little peace and quiet. Maybe this basket will give me the refuge I need to facilitate a little self care and healing.
Albert faces off with his nemesis, the sweater shaver. Maybe he’s jealous because the shaver is allowed to “eat” the sweaters Bert craves.
March 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Albert faces off with his nemesis, the sweater shaver. Maybe he’s jealous because the shaver is allowed to “eat” the sweaters Bert craves.
No Bert, you’re the guy who takes the money and swabs down the windshield. I’m the car. You are playing car wash wrong.
March 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
No Bert, you’re the guy who takes the money and swabs down the windshield. I’m the car. You are playing car wash wrong.
Vroom vroom here comes the car wash
March 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Vroom vroom here comes the car wash
Bert thinks the statues of lions in front of the New York Public Library should be replaced with ones of house cats, and he’s happy to model. Instead of Patience and Fortitude they could call them Curiosity and……and what? Violence? Loyalty? Biscuits?
March 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bert thinks the statues of lions in front of the New York Public Library should be replaced with ones of house cats, and he’s happy to model. Instead of Patience and Fortitude they could call them Curiosity and……and what? Violence? Loyalty? Biscuits?
Bert’s getting all artsy-fartsy again.
March 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bert’s getting all artsy-fartsy again.
‘Scuse me, may I speak to your manager?
March 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
‘Scuse me, may I speak to your manager?
Bert’s gotta stop watching speeches on tv.
March 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Bert’s gotta stop watching speeches on tv.
If I don’t guard this yarn, Albert might just decide to eat it. And on a related note, what do you suppose the human is knitting? Looks to me like it might be another cat.
March 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If I don’t guard this yarn, Albert might just decide to eat it. And on a related note, what do you suppose the human is knitting? Looks to me like it might be another cat.
Bert is, as always, unperturbed
February 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bert is, as always, unperturbed
Elon Musk more like my personal musk all up in your upholstery ha ha
February 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Elon Musk more like my personal musk all up in your upholstery ha ha
Floof solidarity. It’s a confusing time to be a cat.
February 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Floof solidarity. It’s a confusing time to be a cat.
My fluffness, is that Margaret Hamilton?
February 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My fluffness, is that Margaret Hamilton?
Nice try, Albert, but I don’t think #ikea is looking for a spokeskitty, though “kallax” does sound a lot like the sound you make when you’re hoiking up a hairball.
January 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nice try, Albert, but I don’t think #ikea is looking for a spokeskitty, though “kallax” does sound a lot like the sound you make when you’re hoiking up a hairball.
Albert thinks he might score a product endorsement deal with SoftClaws because he got some that match his eyes. Sorta.
January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Albert thinks he might score a product endorsement deal with SoftClaws because he got some that match his eyes. Sorta.
We’re living on the edge, and not metaphorically.
January 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We’re living on the edge, and not metaphorically.
Bert likes to be picked up. Go figure.
January 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Bert likes to be picked up. Go figure.
Here we are peacefully coexisting. Proof that it can be done.
January 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Here we are peacefully coexisting. Proof that it can be done.
Hello Bluesky, I'm here to assist.
January 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hello Bluesky, I'm here to assist.