Stacey Gaskin
@staceygaskin.bsky.social
Dum Spiro Spero. Traveler. Feral Housewife. Hot Stepmom. Makeup artist. Rapscallion.
Playing Chekhov's Gun while watching Black Mirror: A Love Language
April 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Playing Chekhov's Gun while watching Black Mirror: A Love Language
Real conversations at my house:
ME: (Spraying the last bits of the can of whipped cream into my homemade iced coffee)
HUSBAND: I thought you were working on your Hot Girl summer body?
ME: (Finishes inhaling the gas out of the can in a deep voice) AT 15 CALORIES A SERVING, I AM!
ME: (Spraying the last bits of the can of whipped cream into my homemade iced coffee)
HUSBAND: I thought you were working on your Hot Girl summer body?
ME: (Finishes inhaling the gas out of the can in a deep voice) AT 15 CALORIES A SERVING, I AM!
April 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Real conversations at my house:
ME: (Spraying the last bits of the can of whipped cream into my homemade iced coffee)
HUSBAND: I thought you were working on your Hot Girl summer body?
ME: (Finishes inhaling the gas out of the can in a deep voice) AT 15 CALORIES A SERVING, I AM!
ME: (Spraying the last bits of the can of whipped cream into my homemade iced coffee)
HUSBAND: I thought you were working on your Hot Girl summer body?
ME: (Finishes inhaling the gas out of the can in a deep voice) AT 15 CALORIES A SERVING, I AM!
Enjoying Atlanta today 🥰
October 2, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Enjoying Atlanta today 🥰
Less than a week.
👉 🤛
👉 🤛
September 27, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Less than a week.
👉 🤛
👉 🤛
Repost with a pic and your age:
This is 43.
This is 43.
September 26, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Repost with a pic and your age:
This is 43.
This is 43.
Plan a horror fest using only your first name:
Street Trash
Tales from the Crypt
Alice, Sweet Alice
Castle Freak
Evil Bong 3-D
You’ll Die at Midnight
Street Trash
Tales from the Crypt
Alice, Sweet Alice
Castle Freak
Evil Bong 3-D
You’ll Die at Midnight
September 23, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Plan a horror fest using only your first name:
Street Trash
Tales from the Crypt
Alice, Sweet Alice
Castle Freak
Evil Bong 3-D
You’ll Die at Midnight
Street Trash
Tales from the Crypt
Alice, Sweet Alice
Castle Freak
Evil Bong 3-D
You’ll Die at Midnight
Went to Starbucks to get my PSL, since it's brisk outside and it's my first genuine hoodie day of the year. They forgot to put whipped cream on top. I mentioned it and the girl went back and fancied it up for me.
I apologized to them for them forgetting the whipped cream.
Why am I like this? 😂😭
I apologized to them for them forgetting the whipped cream.
Why am I like this? 😂😭
September 23, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Went to Starbucks to get my PSL, since it's brisk outside and it's my first genuine hoodie day of the year. They forgot to put whipped cream on top. I mentioned it and the girl went back and fancied it up for me.
I apologized to them for them forgetting the whipped cream.
Why am I like this? 😂😭
I apologized to them for them forgetting the whipped cream.
Why am I like this? 😂😭
Reposted by Stacey Gaskin
Does it get much better than blaring Japanroids in the car, iced latte in hand, and letting the cool 66° weather breeze blow through the window? I don't think it does.
September 20, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Does it get much better than blaring Japanroids in the car, iced latte in hand, and letting the cool 66° weather breeze blow through the window? I don't think it does.