StaccatoVT
@staccatovt.bsky.social
The most adorable and not at all homicidal cat Vtuber on all of Twitch.tv!
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
Reposted by StaccatoVT
Legitimate reasons
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Legitimate reasons
I just wanna take a moment to quote something I just heard from YouTube’s most brilliant/deranged historian:
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I just wanna take a moment to quote something I just heard from YouTube’s most brilliant/deranged historian:
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
Reposted by StaccatoVT
Just goofin rownd, just being silly
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just goofin rownd, just being silly
I like fried eggs now.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like fried eggs now.
*panics because hyperfixation kept him from studying this weekend and he still has 50% of his course left to finish.*
a blonde anime girl with red eyes is standing in front of a closet with shirts hanging on it
ALT: a blonde anime girl with red eyes is standing in front of a closet with shirts hanging on it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*panics because hyperfixation kept him from studying this weekend and he still has 50% of his course left to finish.*
Telling everyone upfront that you’re “Politically Incorrect” doesn’t make you politically incorrect.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Telling everyone upfront that you’re “Politically Incorrect” doesn’t make you politically incorrect.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
I'm 1/3rd of the way through the study plan for my Security+ certification and oh god is this BORING! 😫 It's a walk in the park compared to A+ and Net+ but at least those were engaging! I wanna stop cyber attacks! Not do qualitative risk analysis and write governance policies!!!
a dog is laying on top of an office chair with the words `` so bored '' written below it .
ALT: a dog is laying on top of an office chair with the words `` so bored '' written below it .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm 1/3rd of the way through the study plan for my Security+ certification and oh god is this BORING! 😫 It's a walk in the park compared to A+ and Net+ but at least those were engaging! I wanna stop cyber attacks! Not do qualitative risk analysis and write governance policies!!!
Reposted by StaccatoVT
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Anime question:
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anime question:
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
How the hell am I awake and functioning at this hour!?!?
a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How the hell am I awake and functioning at this hour!?!?
Potential Employer: Are you A+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Potential Employer: Are you A+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
*screams into the abyss*
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth wide open .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth wide open .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*screams into the abyss*
Hey! Remember when Beastars came out and furries wouldn’t shut up about it?
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey! Remember when Beastars came out and furries wouldn’t shut up about it?
I think my brain hates it when I accomplish things because I’ve been narcoleptic since I passed my CompTIA Network+ exam this weekend. 😪
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think my brain hates it when I accomplish things because I’ve been narcoleptic since I passed my CompTIA Network+ exam this weekend. 😪
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Am having a guest over this weekend!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
a cartoon of tom cleaning the floor with a mop and a towel
ALT: a cartoon of tom cleaning the floor with a mop and a towel
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Am having a guest over this weekend!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Wow, I'm up at a decent hour for once! It's time to start this beautiful day!
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wow, I'm up at a decent hour for once! It's time to start this beautiful day!
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
You've gotta love it when parents take the time out of their day to give you life advice in such a tone-deaf and patronizing manner that it does more harm than good. And remember, it's considered "immature" to tell them you're not a directionless, socially-inept teenager anymore.
a woman with red hair is smiling and says just smile and nod
ALT: a woman with red hair is smiling and says just smile and nod
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You've gotta love it when parents take the time out of their day to give you life advice in such a tone-deaf and patronizing manner that it does more harm than good. And remember, it's considered "immature" to tell them you're not a directionless, socially-inept teenager anymore.
Me: WOW! This program does everything [favorite program that went EOL a decade ago] did and more! I thought I'd NEVER find a good replacement! How much does it cost?
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
a woman in a leather jacket is smiling while sitting in a car .
ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is smiling while sitting in a car .
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me: WOW! This program does everything [favorite program that went EOL a decade ago] did and more! I thought I'd NEVER find a good replacement! How much does it cost?
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between an “upgrade” and an “update”? Easy!
Upgrade: make it more good.
Update: make it less bad.
Upgrade: make it more good.
Update: make it less bad.
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between an “upgrade” and an “update”? Easy!
Upgrade: make it more good.
Update: make it less bad.
Upgrade: make it more good.
Update: make it less bad.
Existence is stinky.
September 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Existence is stinky.
The Phantom Tollbooth > Alice in Wonderland
FIGHT ME!!!
FIGHT ME!!!
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Phantom Tollbooth > Alice in Wonderland
FIGHT ME!!!
FIGHT ME!!!