This whole platform has the vibe of kids rebelling against daddy Elon. As all such rebellions go, it will either end in total chaos or reunion with the father in short order

Woman prefers the ground, it is in her nature as a physical manifestation of the Earth Mother. This much is known and accepted by all theologians.

But then why does Woman mock a techbro man who has a mattress on the ground? Wat mean?

It is because Earth Mother wants Sky Father

This is important for legitimizing the app so that true dissidents can have plausible deniability on why they’re using the app. I send all cat videos through signal for this reason.

Who will rise up and poast the first serious thread on how to use chatgpt to automate workflows? This app is unusable until this happens

Why is @growingdaniel.bsky.social transexual Steve Jobs on twitter but is normal Steve Jobs here? Wat mean 🤔

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If anybody would like to DM me some nudes (or other messages whatever), simply encrypt your message with my public key and post directly to timeline. Let’s have our secret affair out in public

Elon didn’t marry grimes so now she’s flaunting her freedom by being on bluesky

Bluesky is poaster heaven

This whole platform has the vibe of kids rebelling against daddy Elon. As all such rebellions go, it will either end in total chaos or reunion with the father in short order

I will not eat the bugs

I will not live in the pod

I will not wear the condom