Stabby Spice
@stabbyspice.bsky.social
Pumpkin spice basic white bitch with twins, cats, & a pumpkin spice pup. Paid by Soros in Girl Scout cookies & stackable velociraptors. AZ desert dweller. #HarrisWalz #DarkBrandon4Evah #AlwaysWithHer she/her/hers
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 27: upper body with @blossiepants.bsky.social Caroline, WHY WAS THE MOST BRUTAL PART OF THE WORKOUT THE PART WITH THE LIGHTEST WEIGHTS???? OH MY GOLDFISH!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 27: upper body with @blossiepants.bsky.social Caroline, WHY WAS THE MOST BRUTAL PART OF THE WORKOUT THE PART WITH THE LIGHTEST WEIGHTS???? OH MY GOLDFISH!!!
Reading any given headline this week like
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Reading any given headline this week like
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 26: glutes and hamstrings. First day back two days after ACCIDENTALLY RIPPING OFF MY BIG TOENAIL OWIE OW.
@blossiepants.bsky.social : look! Now between the three of us we have 20 toenails!
*sad trombone sound*
@blossiepants.bsky.social : look! Now between the three of us we have 20 toenails!
*sad trombone sound*
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 26: glutes and hamstrings. First day back two days after ACCIDENTALLY RIPPING OFF MY BIG TOENAIL OWIE OW.
@blossiepants.bsky.social : look! Now between the three of us we have 20 toenails!
*sad trombone sound*
@blossiepants.bsky.social : look! Now between the three of us we have 20 toenails!
*sad trombone sound*
The shoes are the best part
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The shoes are the best part
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 25: shoulders, chest, and triceps. Feel my shoulder pop, my little shoulder pop - ow!*
* @blossiepants.bsky.social and I would like to extend our sincerest apologies to the Saja Boys for this parody.
* @blossiepants.bsky.social and I would like to extend our sincerest apologies to the Saja Boys for this parody.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 25: shoulders, chest, and triceps. Feel my shoulder pop, my little shoulder pop - ow!*
* @blossiepants.bsky.social and I would like to extend our sincerest apologies to the Saja Boys for this parody.
* @blossiepants.bsky.social and I would like to extend our sincerest apologies to the Saja Boys for this parody.
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 24: full body. @blossiepants.bsky.social would like you all to know that I felt extremely personally attacked by the lunge/pulse finisher.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 24: full body. @blossiepants.bsky.social would like you all to know that I felt extremely personally attacked by the lunge/pulse finisher.
The choices were "bad" or "more bad."
That's the way it's going to be, since my fellow white people decided we should elect this absolute Nazi twatwaffle.
There aren't going to be good options for a long while. Maybe not again in my lifetime.
Start thinking collectively, fellow clears.
That's the way it's going to be, since my fellow white people decided we should elect this absolute Nazi twatwaffle.
There aren't going to be good options for a long while. Maybe not again in my lifetime.
Start thinking collectively, fellow clears.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The choices were "bad" or "more bad."
That's the way it's going to be, since my fellow white people decided we should elect this absolute Nazi twatwaffle.
There aren't going to be good options for a long while. Maybe not again in my lifetime.
Start thinking collectively, fellow clears.
That's the way it's going to be, since my fellow white people decided we should elect this absolute Nazi twatwaffle.
There aren't going to be good options for a long while. Maybe not again in my lifetime.
Start thinking collectively, fellow clears.
People, fucking breathe. And don't come on my timeline and be an asshole. I have no more patience for it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
People, fucking breathe. And don't come on my timeline and be an asshole. I have no more patience for it.
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 23: glutes and abs (after a week. Kids and I got sick!). Caroline, have @blossiepants.bsky.social and I been...bad? We feel like we just got roundly spanked!
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, day 23: glutes and abs (after a week. Kids and I got sick!). Caroline, have @blossiepants.bsky.social and I been...bad? We feel like we just got roundly spanked!
Mah doodlebug says HIIIIIIII!
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mah doodlebug says HIIIIIIII!
I have 138 mutuals with this fuckwad who thinks it's ok to call a Black man someone's pet.
Make better choices, y'all.
Make better choices, y'all.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I have 138 mutuals with this fuckwad who thinks it's ok to call a Black man someone's pet.
Make better choices, y'all.
Make better choices, y'all.
Satan incarnate dropped dead, there's a blue sweep in elections tonight, and a delicious dinner for my mom's 88th birthday! Homemade mac & cheese, homemade stewed tomatoes from scratch, air fried green beans, chocolate cake!
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Satan incarnate dropped dead, there's a blue sweep in elections tonight, and a delicious dinner for my mom's 88th birthday! Homemade mac & cheese, homemade stewed tomatoes from scratch, air fried green beans, chocolate cake!
Mine's not too bad!
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Mine's not too bad!
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 22: @blossiepants.bsky.social and I are DEFINITELY feeling these past few days! Yikes!!
November 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 22: @blossiepants.bsky.social and I are DEFINITELY feeling these past few days! Yikes!!
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 21: leg day.
Me: @blossiepants.bsky.social , why is candy corn like leg day?
Tony: they're very divisive and you can't escape them!
(Tony & I are superheroes: we did this leg day after getting more than 18,000 steps last night trick-or-treating with my kids).
Me: @blossiepants.bsky.social , why is candy corn like leg day?
Tony: they're very divisive and you can't escape them!
(Tony & I are superheroes: we did this leg day after getting more than 18,000 steps last night trick-or-treating with my kids).
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Caroline Girvan IRON PRO, Day 21: leg day.
Me: @blossiepants.bsky.social , why is candy corn like leg day?
Tony: they're very divisive and you can't escape them!
(Tony & I are superheroes: we did this leg day after getting more than 18,000 steps last night trick-or-treating with my kids).
Me: @blossiepants.bsky.social , why is candy corn like leg day?
Tony: they're very divisive and you can't escape them!
(Tony & I are superheroes: we did this leg day after getting more than 18,000 steps last night trick-or-treating with my kids).
But it was awesome. Saja Boys, Rainbow Friends, horror icons, goodish witches, and Picts (yes, it is their heritage)!
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
But it was awesome. Saja Boys, Rainbow Friends, horror icons, goodish witches, and Picts (yes, it is their heritage)!
Halloween at school! My kids inexplicably think I'm a Good Witch (tm). Or a White Feminist (tm), which would be worse.
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Halloween at school! My kids inexplicably think I'm a Good Witch (tm). Or a White Feminist (tm), which would be worse.
Guess which is Aaron's 😂😂😂
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Guess which is Aaron's 😂😂😂