funny how none of these influencer fart catchers ever opened the binders to flip through the pages for the camera

perhaps that's because the pages are all blank and they were sworn to pinkie promise secrecy to not tell anybody

Oh, he's too busy on his knee pads fluffing dear leader to give a damn about the girls trump's vile friends raped. (And that whole disgusting, morally bankrupt bunch only cared about the Epstein files because *they were hoping it would just be Democrats.* It was never about the victims.)

for Commodus Trumptwiticus

Hmm... 🤔

I hope they all sue. I’d rather see my tax dollars go to them than $40 billion to Argentina!

There's a reason I wrote "no legitimate reason" and not "no reason."

Well hey, according to Trump, Thanksgiving dinners cost 25% less at Walmart. What more data do we need?

Markets don’t like “the dog ate my homework”. You have one job, BLS…