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I love the colour scheme but am not a fan of the two-tone effect. It makes it look like a cut and shut.
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
In the UK we call them bouncy castles and seeing bouncy house for the first time made me realise we might be over selling them
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You didn't need to add 'horrible'. Everyone knows ALL English accents are horrible
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If this exploded and killed someone they'd be casualties of WW2 which makes me wonder who the latest casualty of WW2 is and what killed them?

I'd guess French farmer ploughing a field
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is New York like London where the place names aren't pronounced anything like the way they are spelt? Is Breezy Point pronounced as 'Bressie Pownt' to confuse visitors?

The amount of times I've missed my stop at Holborn because the announcement clearly says 'Hoe Bun'
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I still think this is the most atrocious headline ever. The Royal Navy had just sunk the Argentine ship 'Belgrano' with the loss of 328 lives. The Belgrano was in the exclusion zone and retreating when it happened. Everyone at that paper is a callous cunt.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'd also argue that the Enterprise is a main character in the show/movies too
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He's talking about the fight between ESPN and YouTube TV because it's the customers (us, the pawns) who get shafted if they can't watch Monday Night Football until a deal is done. Doesn't impact me as I'm in the UK and Rupert Murdoch controls ALL the sports broadcasting
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The RM ranks are almost identical to the army except for;

Private = Marine
Staff Sergeant* = Colour Sergeant

*Not every regiment in the Army has Staff Sergeants. Some have weird and wonderful names. I once met a Corporal who wore Staff Sergeants rank slides but was called a Corporal of the Horse
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Do Americans not have double glazing? For once I feel like us Brits have the drop on you. We've invented better windows and you are still on single glazing
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When I joined the RN in 2001 I swore my allegiance to parliament. A friend in the Army told me he swore his to the Queen. The Royal Marine ID cards used to say Royal Navy on them and they are still very much an arm of the naval service. RM don't get called ratings as far as I know. Another quirk
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
In the Royal Navy commissioned officers hold rank and get saluted whilst non-commisioned folk have a rate and don't get saluted. In the Army and Air force everyone has a rank and only some get saluted. Weird quirk of the Royal Navy. One of many.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If you want to air our dirty laundry in public Pauline, I'm more than happy to tell the world what you and your husband has been up to. Don't try me Pauline, I'm done with your bullshit
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pauline Cathcart owes me £50.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Weirdness? You wait until I tell my morris dancing group about this when I see them next at the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling event. They'll be furious* you've described us as weird

*British folk don't like to be furious so they'll probably just tut
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wrote a whole sang about a weird French hat and nobody called him out on his bullshit.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They really escalated their actions fast. Started by breaking a window and then PLANTED A BOMB!

When people start planting bombs you know it's time to start taking them seriously
October 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't know much about the US but I was sure NOT being a Christian nation was a big part of the whole foundation of the country. Wasn't it supposed to be a land of religious freedom or am I mistaken?
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My two eldest boys are now bigger than their Mam and she finds it incredible that she made two things larger than her.
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I've always wanted them to lean in to being American more but they don't really bother. Cover the car in stars and stripes. Have a bald eagle in the garage. Blast Bruce Springsteen over the drivers radio for the entire race. If they did that, I'd probably be a fan
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know in the UK we call crossing guards "Lollipop Men" and "Lollipop Ladies". And nobody here thinks that's mental!
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What would I do? I'd tell the world where you got that lamp because it's brilliant.

I love to see dogs with grey beards. It makes them look very wise
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
*you've redacted your name
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I honestly can't be arsed filling in a form. I filled in a form to join and now I'm expected to jump through hoops to get my membership sorted. I've a low tolerance for nonsense.

You have made me chuckle though because you've redacted your but it wouldn't take Columbo to figure out what it said
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM