reuben
@st0nefruit.bsky.social
the bastard known as pliny the ill
20s/they
20s/they
listening to augustina bazterrica's the unworthy and i had to go pick up my cat and cry on her for a minute
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
listening to augustina bazterrica's the unworthy and i had to go pick up my cat and cry on her for a minute
love is blind: chopped and gay
October 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
love is blind: chopped and gay
love is blind needs to get some really ugly people on there
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
love is blind needs to get some really ugly people on there
the gas station where i got hit by a car is selling labubus now
September 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the gas station where i got hit by a car is selling labubus now
mickey 17 bravely asks the question: what if a really big bug was also a dog
August 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
mickey 17 bravely asks the question: what if a really big bug was also a dog
damn i'm on my kate bush shit, i'm running up that hill
August 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
damn i'm on my kate bush shit, i'm running up that hill
maybe i should train daria to attack on command
August 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
maybe i should train daria to attack on command
accidentally smoked the weed that gives you intrusive thoughts and i'm sitting here petrified that i'm going to encounter the practical jokers at aldi
August 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
accidentally smoked the weed that gives you intrusive thoughts and i'm sitting here petrified that i'm going to encounter the practical jokers at aldi
did you know that cats will try to steal your meds. ask me how i know :)
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
did you know that cats will try to steal your meds. ask me how i know :)
just ate the best nachos of my life ama
July 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just ate the best nachos of my life ama
sometimes when i'm very high i crank out a whole short story but a lot of the time i just make lists in my notes app. recently one of the lists i made was called "hrt would have saved them" and the only entry on the list was squilliam fancyson.
July 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
sometimes when i'm very high i crank out a whole short story but a lot of the time i just make lists in my notes app. recently one of the lists i made was called "hrt would have saved them" and the only entry on the list was squilliam fancyson.
i'm under our new faux fur weighted blanket and daria is beefing with it. she's kneading it so hard she may as well be punching me
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i'm under our new faux fur weighted blanket and daria is beefing with it. she's kneading it so hard she may as well be punching me
whoever came up with the limu emu count your fucking days
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
whoever came up with the limu emu count your fucking days
i've been saying this since time immemorial but we are all good on superhero movies. we don't need to make any more.
July 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i've been saying this since time immemorial but we are all good on superhero movies. we don't need to make any more.
did you know cats can go through twink death
July 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
did you know cats can go through twink death
i'm so glad that i decided to transition but now nobody knows how to spell my name
July 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i'm so glad that i decided to transition but now nobody knows how to spell my name
don't ever show me a fucking labubu. are you DUMB
July 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
don't ever show me a fucking labubu. are you DUMB
i don't have a yucky stinking tooth personally but i respect their beliefs
July 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i don't have a yucky stinking tooth personally but i respect their beliefs
things that i want very badly but do not need, in case an anonymous benefactor feels like making me very happy:
- mubi membership
- dishwasher
- dairy cow isopods
- a copy of coming to power
- red tegu lizard
- a comically fat blunt
- the poppers candle from boy smells
- a loaded baked potato
- mubi membership
- dishwasher
- dairy cow isopods
- a copy of coming to power
- red tegu lizard
- a comically fat blunt
- the poppers candle from boy smells
- a loaded baked potato
July 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
things that i want very badly but do not need, in case an anonymous benefactor feels like making me very happy:
- mubi membership
- dishwasher
- dairy cow isopods
- a copy of coming to power
- red tegu lizard
- a comically fat blunt
- the poppers candle from boy smells
- a loaded baked potato
- mubi membership
- dishwasher
- dairy cow isopods
- a copy of coming to power
- red tegu lizard
- a comically fat blunt
- the poppers candle from boy smells
- a loaded baked potato
going horse mode (eating a whole bag of granola by myself)
July 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
going horse mode (eating a whole bag of granola by myself)
idk guys i think she likes the new fridge
July 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
idk guys i think she likes the new fridge
i love my dad. he had many great qualities. but unfortunately i also sincerely believe he would love addison rae's music
July 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i love my dad. he had many great qualities. but unfortunately i also sincerely believe he would love addison rae's music
IN:
- beans
- berries
- reading nonfiction
- fishing in the creek
OUT:
- netflix original fims
- rooftop bars
- aggressively christian day planners
- beans
- berries
- reading nonfiction
- fishing in the creek
OUT:
- netflix original fims
- rooftop bars
- aggressively christian day planners
July 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
IN:
- beans
- berries
- reading nonfiction
- fishing in the creek
OUT:
- netflix original fims
- rooftop bars
- aggressively christian day planners
- beans
- berries
- reading nonfiction
- fishing in the creek
OUT:
- netflix original fims
- rooftop bars
- aggressively christian day planners
can i say something mean. who is fucking with selena gomez hard enough for this to be a viable product.
July 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can i say something mean. who is fucking with selena gomez hard enough for this to be a viable product.