I just watched the biggest earthworm I've ever seen come zooming out of the dead leaves by my fire pit. Then a mole popped his head out of the leaves and ate that thing like it was spaghetti.

It's brutal out here.

There was a man at Walgreens trying to use Google Pay. His phone wasn't cooperating, so he told it to restart. The phone asked him, "what should I do when you say restart?" He said, "obey my command." 🤣🤣🤣