Daily reminder that Elmo’s fortune comes from his Apartheid era South African politician and emerald mine owning father. He was born and raised in hate.

People forget that Elmo and his fortune come from his father’s investment in emerald mining and politicking in apartheid era South Africa.

Destroying lives en masse to enrich himself has always been something Melon has been okay with. It runs in his blood.

Great. Now go do your job and report on the actions of the megalomaniacal fascists in the White House. How far you guys have fallen…

I love how the fascist party in this country likes to connect buzz-words to create meaning that they like. Comparing Mangione to RFK is completely nonsensical but if you combine those two names with ‘healthcare’ 25% of the country will read it and just go ‘ok!’ Without thinking for three gd seconds.

Who knew that ‘K2’ memes were a seemingly thriving subgenre.

I’m not sure you wanna sniff what I’m stepping in.

You mean to tell me that the youths aren’t running around swapping genitals and taking hormones for fun? I’m shocked. Adolescence is absolutely the time I’d want to put a big ol’ sign that says ‘I’m different’ around my neck so that my peers have more of a reason to otherize me.

Somewhere a monkey paw curls as an NPC screams unintelligibly through your DualSense speaker.

Love the light.

This is the #1 reason Elden Ring/Fromsoft games feel so much more immersive than your usual ubi-schlock. If something looks interesting give the player a reason to go there.

Although it looks nothing like a tauntaun I somehow get exactly what you mean.

I love the imagery. I’ve always felt that those games have a certain humid musk to them. Like gym socks ya know?