I need to get back on my shitposting game- there was period of time where I was described as a walking shitpost generator and I want that back
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I need to get back on my shitposting game- there was period of time where I was described as a walking shitpost generator and I want that back
Messy ponytail and flannel shirt have me feeling like my parents just sold me to Fallout Boy to pay their debts
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Messy ponytail and flannel shirt have me feeling like my parents just sold me to Fallout Boy to pay their debts
If one more person comes and asks for a macchiato expecting the Starbucks kind I will lose my last vestige of my sanity
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If one more person comes and asks for a macchiato expecting the Starbucks kind I will lose my last vestige of my sanity
I’m like if a gay man was a hick but also a woman and a lesbian
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m like if a gay man was a hick but also a woman and a lesbian
If only my jaw could serve c*nt the way my bangs do
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If only my jaw could serve c*nt the way my bangs do
One minute you’re enjoying an iced coffee then the next thing you know your suspension has been obliterated by a pothole
April 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One minute you’re enjoying an iced coffee then the next thing you know your suspension has been obliterated by a pothole
Face card lethal today
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Face card lethal today
Anxiety is so cool. I love being scared and twitchy for no reason
April 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Anxiety is so cool. I love being scared and twitchy for no reason
I’m like if a twink was a girl who dressed like a conservative man
April 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m like if a twink was a girl who dressed like a conservative man
Drinking rum while burning CDs is peak piracy
April 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Drinking rum while burning CDs is peak piracy
To the 5’2” gay girl in my math course, maybe grow a few more inches so you can look me in the eye when you misgender me and talk in a condescending tone. I could drop kick you
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
To the 5’2” gay girl in my math course, maybe grow a few more inches so you can look me in the eye when you misgender me and talk in a condescending tone. I could drop kick you
Canonically my dog is gay- look at how he serves face
April 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Canonically my dog is gay- look at how he serves face
Making big piracy moves this April. The CD selection at my local library won’t know what hit it.
April 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Making big piracy moves this April. The CD selection at my local library won’t know what hit it.