Should’ve checked the kid first though, it is not a nice time having your crotch get whacked against because you couldn’t calculate the proper route to not have your family jewels meet my face…

…and now I get to talk about it on Bluesky! Neat. RIP the little kid tho. (7/7)

Because lemme be honest here, I was not expecting to wake up laughing at me mid cosplay getting bodied in the face by twins and having the nurse Yusei cosplayer check up on me to see if I was alright… (6/7)

Dodge the first bodying, the kid dressed up as Luna who was equally hyper and excited, with a soft “Hah, nice try!” only to turn around and get my face whacked by the air born SECOND impact– I mean kid!

Went down dramatically with a hopefully dead look on my face (5/7)

It was the kid dressed up as Leo that chimed in from the window (with someone dressed up as a nurse) and then– after the nurse Yusei cosplayer joined up with me outside because they legit graduated nursing school– I proceed to get fucking BODIED (4/7)

So I just laid on the grass dramatically shout-singing “Whoah I fucked up there, whoah I’m gonna lay here!” in the tune to “half way there” but the very important part is I did not say the second part… oh no… (3/7)

like I got enough points in said dream to go buy a figurine (which costed like 950 and I won 925 to add onto the 25 I already had) but my dramatic ass walked outside– completely forgetting I could use the in dream teleport system– (2/7)

I’m a short king! The shortest of kings! I own this fucking crown with its goddamn weight and now I realize I can get my one true desire…

A face full of back breaking hugs—

youtube.com/watch?v=f4p1... the nostalgia trip that has me in a choke hold—